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i know you were joking but im going to entertain this idea semi seriously.
For an app that has phone-watch sync and labels *which are clearly displayed on the watch and has a decent ui - 8
for an app that does the above. plays sound on watch, has different vibration profiles that can be set on a per alarm (or group) basis - personally would go as high as 15 depending on the ui. i dont care about looks so much as it has to be fast/easy to put in alarms
for an app that i have direct input on developing the UI/Features. idk 50? you would still be able to sell it in the app store.
basically what i want is Tokiko alarm clock pro but with comprehensive wear support https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.favorite.alarmclock.tokikofree
maybe consider a kickstarter?