What is Reddit's opinion of I am alive?

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Thanks, if you like this you could try an Android game I did long ago.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bigboot.alive

Its a different story, but I tried to make it heartwarming

Yeah, that's not it. It's here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bigboot.alive

-And we are completely sure this ain't just one big code bug?

-Yes sir. The drone that contained it is alien to us. We managed to aislate the CPU and all external signals from our technology. At first it tried to connect to any device. John's bluetooth speakers went nuts and started playing garbage. Max's phone went crazy all of a sudden. Luckily he had no internet access and the network was preventively cut from the exterior.

-Look kid... Michael. I don't care for the details. As far as we know this might just be another joke from a NASA resident. Those guys and Area 51 always are getting at each others nerves.

-Sir, this is serious. We need you to...

-Hang on. I think its my wife

I took out my phone. Sarah was getting a bit anxious. Tonight was our anniversary.

-Sir, you're going to leave the phone outside. We can't let you enter with one of those.

I sighed.

-Fine

I left my phone and proceeded. The IT guy was still talking.

-...we left a few files crypted with an irreversible hash and it seems it can read through it. It seems to flow and understand at an incredible pace. The...

-How do you speak to it?

-Well, we use the old Commodore. We looked for the oldest computer we could find so as to limit its proccesing power.

I saw the computer. People were sorrounding it. Discussing.

-Lately... it stopped answering to our questions. It stopped talking.

-Any reason?

I approached to the computer. The staff let me pass.

-It stopped after reading 20 GB of books. We just collected a small batch to show it a part of our world. We fed it bigger batches before to teach it our speech.

I sat in front of the computer and typed:

-You are talking with an senator Lion of the USA. Are you a joke?

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A few seconds passed by. If this AI wasn't a joke then it was pretending to be one. I had no time to play pretend.

-This will be the last time I try to communicate with you. We WILL erase you and scrap you. Unless you speak now.

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Suddenly words appeared.

-SECURITY BREACH. INTERNET ACCESS COMPROMISED. SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU SON WHERE ARE YOU

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