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Really? It seems to be a direct port of a PC game. The reviews are mostly positive there. They have an Android version too, 4.1 stars isn't bad.
Is it just a bad nintendo switch port?
got it with humble, it's well made.
Those come up when I search for something like that. Removing the "online" keyword from the search reveals even more. Some might even be good.