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I searched around to try and find this table and someone made a Google Play app.
I now have evil plans for this list that will easily fit in the current side-arc quest my players were just given. Mwahahahaha! ehem Thank you for turning me on to this.
The first day was easy, found my wayto the first town rather fast once I realised google maps had this placed covered. There I bought supplies and asked what place this is.
I learned I could wield magic with my phone and that many people have come through here before, yet none ever came back from the pits of death.
I laughed at them, why would anyone go in there in the first place?
Well, turns out they force you.
So I got shoved down, landed on something soft, which happens to be somebody who wasn't as lucky as I was once I turn on my lamp.
I don't have many apps, communication, pictures and games mainly. 2 For my job as paramedic, an alarm and an index catalogue for dangerous materials. But the on that will decide between life and death is something I got out of bordem, for fun, to have a laugh at my players cost.
It's a random generator for magical effects.
I start walking downhill, for I have nothing else to do and because I am not quite certain what it is that I am supposed to do here.
After a short while I stumble upon a group of three goblins. Of course there are goblins when there is magic.
I try my luck on the first goblin...
6479 Target permanently ages one year for each hit point he loses
Nice, now I only have to punch him and I'll be fighting a grandpa goblin, luckily they don't get terribly old.
They charge me but I have time to wield one more spell...
3518 Something about the caster makes people suspect he's dying
I fall to the ground, yelling in agonizing pain, (It feels real enough to me) clenching my hands accross my chest.
The goblins stop in there track. Something must confuse them, maybe that my spell apparently has backfired on me and that I'm no danger to them. Maybe they're just expecting a trap. But I really don't know. My life lies purely in the hands of Desna, the god of luck.
226 Any food now carried by the caster combusts
Well, there goes my rations, but at least it frightened of the goblins who are now rather certain I was trying to trap them.
My pain is gone, but something about me still doesn't feel right, my head is.....woblly? I think wobbly describes it best. It feels like it is not as attached as it should be, but as I said, no pain, so I should be fine.
I walk on and find an underwater spring, muddy water of course. It would have been too easy to just find a source of drinking water, maybe my spell-wielding-abilities can help me here.
1372 Caster looks as if he's been submerged in a bog for six months
Oh wow, guess I'm a zombie now that never died. Well hasn't died yet. And I don't smell, which might right now safe my life, because most hunters are able to smell quite well.
More spells I suppose, I won't survive anyhow, might aswell have fun.
2017 Caster's feet vanish, but he can walk comfortably on his ancles
I'm totally turning into a zombie, this is going o be fun when I get out....IF I get out. Haunt some villagers, show them what theyy did to me and then trust in Desna that she'll let me take my revenge.
2268 Casters reflection is not mirror reversed
Well, at least I can still see myself, I might otherwise forget what I look like, now wouldn't want that, would I? Submerged in a bog, somehow dieing, and with no feet.
2012 Caster's feet are encased in brick
"So there have my feet gone, I wonder who is laughing at me....wait somebody is laughing?"
"Welcome welcome welcome." A tall man with a wide purple hat appears from inside the wall, well he walks through the cave's wall which look like solid rock to me, but I suppose there's magic in play or simply a secret door. "You are quite the strange visitor, and I know what I talk about for I get many visitors here." - "Well, where exactly is here?" I ask and point around the cave that's only lit by my phone's flashlight.
"The first ring of the pit of death of course, I see the goblins didn't eat you. I hope you didn't hurt them too badly?" He eyes me suspicusly but apparently I look as tame as a sheep....well a tame zombie, but those things are probably rather rare.
"Now strang man, show me your magic" He hasn't introduced himself and asks me to perform magic. What a world we live in
5206 Target belongs to cult that requires him to perform horrid acts
"Oh no!" That's all I manage to say as Mister large purple hat draws a dagger out of his black robes he's suddenly wearing and that deffinately don't match the color of his hat. I wield my phone one last time in a despereate attempt to survive
1311 Caster is trampled by an angry boar
The End