What is Reddit's opinion of Switch to Windows Phone?

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I switched over from KitKat literally two days ago. I love it so much. The transition is easy enough, there are a lot of similarities between Android and WP. Of course, expect some differences, but it shouldn't be too hard. This Android app will also help you copy stuff over to your Windows Phone, including the apps that you have installed that are also available on WP, though to be fair you shouldn't need to use it: you can easily add your Google account and your contacts/mail/calendar will sync just like they do with Android. The only thing that I miss is the Pattern Lock feature of Android, WP currently only allows to use a pin to lock the screen unless you use a third-party app. If you don't like Bing for search, you can change it in IE settings.

I believe you need to install this on your old phone, and this on your new

and this app will help you to transfer your data from android phone to windows phone like contacts, text messages, photos, videos, music ....

Then how do you explain this montrosity?

Google isn't going to call bullshit on Apple here. It can - at the risk of having all its apps on the iOS App Store pulled in retaliation.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.microsoft.cxe.wpbackupclient.android

Excuuuuussseee me don't you dare forget about us