I drive my disabled mother around to all her doctor appointments and such in a Subaru WRX with a snowboard rack, and I get the same nosey cunts making offhand comments when I park in the handicapped spaces...
The best one was short and sweet:
Guy- “Hey, you can’t park there!”
Me- (walking around back to unfold mom’s wheelchair) “Hey, fuck off!”
Mom didn’t raise me to be rude to strangers, but she’s got her own strange sense of humor since her stroke. We also carry around a stack of “I Park Like An Asshole” bumper stickers that we put on people’s cars who block her wheelchair access. It’s always good for a laugh.
Edit: Including a link to Amazon for all the enthusiasts out there. The stickers come in a 10-pack for $7.99 I believe, and they’re worth every penny! They come off fairly easily btw, for all you bellyachers out there. Calm your tits; it won’t harm your paint, and you don’t drive a Ferrari. If you don’t want a sticker on your car, don’t park like an asshole ������
probably is this sticker:
https://www.amazon.com/Ted-Cruz-Ate-Son-Political/dp/B07VWPJ6SR
I can't really explain the meme im out of the loop myself
You should get this sticker for your car! I'm thinking of getting one - it always cracks me up! (But I won't buy it from Amazon bc obviously FUCK Jeff Bezos) I'm sure there are plenty of other websites to buy it from.
Be amazed! They're only $6 for 100 stickers.
No printer required.
Unfortunately, yes.
They preach things that satisfy the baser desires of humanity. It's not your fault or our fault that you don't have a job, it's immigrant's fault! Your son is gay? He was turned gay by a liberal education system! Gas prices and inflation were up? Clearly the fault of a democrat president.
They benefit whenever someone's not happy with something they attribute to liberals, which can be anything from turning frogs gay to the lack of the right to beat up minorities and LGBT folks.
As long as we have a two party system, neither party will be going anywhere because the failings of one can always be blamed on the other as far as their voters are concerned. As long as human nature is xenophobic and overly credulous, the Republican party will exist.
I have a bumper sticker similar to this and my kids say I need a Biden sticker to put next to it. It's the only logical place for one, imo.
I think my favorite American political slogan was one that read "Giant Meteor for president... Just end it all already." Made me LOL.
https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Meteor-2020-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B0734KF6CW
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09GFPB9W3?ref=ppx_yo2_dt_b_product_details&th=1
There are different styles too. $5.99 but the shipping gets you. Total like $12?
Gas is >$4.15. amazon.com/100Pcs-Biden-Stickers is a lot easier to read, cheaper than two gallons of gas, and less annoying to the neighbors.
Oh look. Amazon is selling these dirt cheap, straight from China.
”These are so popular...As fuel prices continue to rise, people put these "Joe Biden, I made that sticker" at gas stations across the country. Pre-cut separately, just clean the surface, spray some water, peel off the backing, and paste it as you like. Apply these to gasoline pumps, diesel pumps, bathroom walls, or any political friends' cars, or put them in your store.“
Detailed Seller Information
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Business Address:
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Is it Amazon’s policy to sell readymade vandalism kits?
All over Amazonstickers
https://www.amazon.com/Stickers-Sticker-Diamond-Reflective-Waterproof/dp/B09DD41B2K
I don't know why you think Bezo's wouldn't let this be on his platform. Bezo's is about that loot before anything else.
I totally do not endorse buying a pack of these stickers available here for 11.88 and placing them on any pumps. I'm serious guys! Definitely totally don't buy these stickers offered at such a low price where you can make liberals confront reality.
Ten bucks for 100 of those! And they're weatherproof & reflective! No, this is not my product. I was just curious how much these were so I could do this myself.
It's so childish...I was filling up a few minutes ago and someone cleverly put one of these next to the gas total
https://www.amazon.com/Stickers-Sticker-Diamond-Reflective-Waterproof/dp/B09DD41B2K
Imagine spending money to purchase this and sticking them on gas station pumps because you NEED to tell someone your opinion
The stickers are $9.97 on Amazon for a pack of $100.
That means they're 9.97 cents each.
It's difficult to see a scenario where someone would have spent less than 10 cents on higher gas prices.
I had this bumper sticker on my car for a while. Still upset that they didn’t win
This calls for <em>ONE OF THESE</em> bumper stickers…
I live on a busy street and get people pulling this bullshit at least once a month. Never had the same car twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Even better, just have one of these handy.
I carry a pack of THESE handy bumper stickers for just such an occasion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My mother is in a wheelchair, and when I take her to appointments and such, this kind of shit would drive us insane. They come in a 10-pack, and Amazon says I’ve re-ordered them twice, so they’re getting some use!
Fuck these people.
I have a hydrant in my front yard that’s constantly getting blocked by various morons (busy street), and use these awesome stickers for comic relief…
They usually don’t do it twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I bought a pack of these lovely bumper stickers for occasions just like this ��
I care for my disabled mother, who’s in a wheelchair full time following a stroke she had last year. We were having a rough day, and had a much needed laugh the first time I slapped one of these things on a jackass parked over the handicap line...
I'm rocking the bumper sticker right now. Converted it to a magnet.
Driving around, re-post from a month ago: http://imgur.com/fwdkjyn "Authentic Original" creator/seller on Amazon guess I'll shill for: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01G4FRUTI Sure stops both Hillary or Trump hacks from hassling me. Worth it.