The best Candy & Chocolate Bars: Reddit reviews

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They do https://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Pink-Fruit-Chews-Candy/dp/B07177WWKQ

I've also seen them at my local grocery store.

ChocZero's Keto Bark, Dark Chocolate Almonds with Sea Salt. 100% Stone-Ground, Sugar Free, Low Carb. No Sugar Alcohols, No Artificial Sweeteners, All Natural, Non-GMO (2 boxes, 6 bars/each) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0799CH1ZZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_npUHBbKJ92KK7

A bit pricey but it's great for those who have a sweet tooth.

Back in the day?

You can still get candy cigarettes.

Now you got me thinking, tho. There is still time to get a buncha of these before Halloween.

Kind of surprised they're on amazon. They've got the bubblegum kind too, lol.

What? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004N5FR06?tag=price19210-20&ascsubtag=wtbs_5dc8980ea1bdb22ec457faeb $10.99 for one.

Corner store takes a pretty uniform 60% markup on all their products, and likes to offer products like this to keep people from under utilizing their meal plan, which is just as skeevy as it sounds.

I mean, Candy.com sells them for a huge $24.99, while Hershey's themselves sell them for $19.99, but walmart, jet and amazon stay firm at $10.99, so maybe RIT is getting ripped off by the grocery distributor they use. But the higher prices at those locations kind of makes sense considering their only place to profit is candy.

Coho would probably argue about their buying power not availing them a cheaper bulk price, but whatever, they could be selective about whether their 60% markup takes certain items beyond the scope of reason, but they choose not to.

Try your local independent corner shop (something like Nisa local...) Our local one has all manner of huge chocolate bars, and remarkably cheap too - for instance a massive Toblerone for £3

If you are willing to throw an obscene amount of money at it, this fucker is 4.5kg: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Toblerone-Milk-Chocolate-Jumbo-4-5kg/dp/B004INT01A

That's a lot of calories. Anyway, you can get this giant Toblerone from Amazon.

only this will be sufficient given they beat Fr*nce

How about just chocolate?

https://www.amazon.com/HERSHEYS-Pound-Holiday-Chocolate-Candy/dp/B000IW68YC

Or a kiss maybe?

https://www.amazon.com/HERSHEYS-KISSES-Chocolates-Gluten-Free-Chocolate/dp/B001FA1DSM/ref=mp_s_a_1_11?dchild=1&keywords=giant+hersheys+kiss&qid=1611789309&sprefix=giant+her&sr=8-11

Just ordered on for a Christmas present. It isn’t value when worked out £/100g but the novelty factor is worth the extra tenner or so IMO

Sugar-free chocolate that comes in 1 oz individually wrapped portions - here's the Amazon link. I just finished my two boxes of the dark chocolate with hazelnut, and I just ordered the dark chocolate with almonds. They're really good! Only 2 net carbs per portion (some of the flavors are 3 net carbs). Satisfies my sweet tooth.

Choc Zero also makes several varieties of sugar-free syrups. I tried the maple syrup and it was totally gross though, so I don't really want to try any of the others. I'll stick with the chocolate!

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Bit steep but the reviews are worth a read

My math might be wrong on this, but:

Average distended stomach capacity is 2-3 litres (which is roughly 124 cubic inches according to google's converter).

A 5-lb Hershey bar measures 20x2x12 inches, or roughly 480 in^3 amazon page.

So, your stomach at max capacity can't even hold 1/10th of what it would take to get you high.

They're just called "candy sticks" now. Literally the same exact thing.

Oh, and the red dot on the one tip is gone.

Available on Amazon as well as Ebay.

https://www.amazon.com/Calorie-Mate-Balanced-Chocolate-Ounce/dp/B000W9CNOK

I believe the ones in GLT are supposed to be these. I bought some several months ago, took ages to ship from Japan and came kinda crushed. Haven't tried them yet, wanted them more as a GLT-themed novelty. I see now they qualify for Prime 1-day, though, so maybe I'll order more and give them a shot.

Candy cigarettes are now just called "candy" because of the negative connotation with the adult vice. They are still exactly the same, including packaging, contents and overall appearance, but just don't have the word "cigarettes" on the boxes.

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I ordered mine off of Amazon. I also like the ChocZero Dark Chocolate and Sea Salt bars. I admit to crumbling one of these into my yogurt once in a while. Perfectly portioned! 2 net carbs and 120 calories.

ChocZero's Keto Bark, Dark Chocolate Almonds with Sea Salt. Sugar Free, Low Carb. No Sugar Alcohols, No Artificial Sweeteners, All Natural, Non-GMO (2 bags, 6 servings/each) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0799CH1ZZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Rz.eEbEW5P1DX

If anyone wants to buy this ridiculous piece of chocolate, its $323.99

This is my fail-safe... buy her the slightly fancier/larger version of something that she buys herself as a treat (but NOT a different flavour/colour unless you're really sure).

eg my wife likes Toblerone, so one year I bought her one of the massive 4.5kg Toblerone - it is genuinely one huge bar (not lots of smaller bars in a big box) - if you keep an eye out during the year you can find them on sale in Autumn for about half price. Or she had a winter beanie that was only cheap but was starting to get a bit knackered and holes were appearing. But it was a particular shade of colour she liked (dusky orange), so it was hard to match precisely, but buying her a new warmer beanie in just the right shade went down a treat.

Yeah, do your thing. Here’s a relevant product you can check your ingredients for ideas

World Confections Candy Cigarettes, Pack of 24 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000BXSRT2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_W56D9DNS3HWNE0N6NMVX

Scho-Ka-Kola: https://www.amazon.com/Sarotti-Scho-Ka-Kola-Cho-cola-100g/dp/B00313TXTC?th=1. You can still buy it. It is coffee and chocolate and kola nut mixed together. Pervitin was the brand name of the meth they used to give soldiers but eventually discontinued official use during the Russian campaign when Pervitin use proved to cause "unreliable" troops. However, it was still on the civilian market and lots of letters home begged for packages of Pervitin. You can read a lot in the book Blitz about German militaries' use of drugs.

most people don't because this is the giant candy bar you slice up like a party sub and it's typically sitting on the shelf right next to the "by the yard" one.

Yeah I don’t know how cool they were. Amazon still sells them for some reason. https://www.amazon.com/World-Confections-Candy-Cigarettes-Pack/dp/B000BXSRT2 Think I’d prefer some Pirouettes at this point.

Well fuck them. I won't be in a place to give out candy this year I think. Like this is my fourth year here and no kids come around. But I'm moving. And if it turns out there's kids in my neighborhood next year I've got like sixty new in package Hot Wheels to give out plus I'm going to order candy cigarettes to give away. They don't call them cigarettes anymore, but other than that they look the same. I told some local parents this thinking they'd go Karen on me and tell me that was terrible. They actually thought it was a good idea. Probably because they're going to steal them from their kids.

I might also get some Big League Chew. And Reece's. Always Reece's.

Amazon to the rescue.

https://www.amazon.com/Toblerone-Jumbo-4-5-Kg-80/dp/B004INT01A

The pr fluff says it would take weeks to consume, but they clearly have not reckoned with true Toblerone addicts. And I don't think these candy bars spoil. I remember taking one with me when I moved to Japan...and ten years later, when I left, I found it. And ate it. It was fine. Maybe a bit musty, but Japan is kinda humid...

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