The best Candy & Chocolate Bars: Reddit reviews

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ChocZero's Keto Bark, Dark Chocolate Almonds with Sea Salt. 100% Stone-Ground, Sugar Free, Low Carb. No Sugar Alcohols, No Artificial Sweeteners, All Natural, Non-GMO (2 boxes, 6 bars/each) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0799CH1ZZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_npUHBbKJ92KK7

A bit pricey but it's great for those who have a sweet tooth.

Back in the day?

You can still get candy cigarettes.

Now you got me thinking, tho. There is still time to get a buncha of these before Halloween.

Kind of surprised they're on amazon. They've got the bubblegum kind too, lol.

What? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004N5FR06?tag=price19210-20&ascsubtag=wtbs_5dc8980ea1bdb22ec457faeb $10.99 for one.

Corner store takes a pretty uniform 60% markup on all their products, and likes to offer products like this to keep people from under utilizing their meal plan, which is just as skeevy as it sounds.

I mean, Candy.com sells them for a huge $24.99, while Hershey's themselves sell them for $19.99, but walmart, jet and amazon stay firm at $10.99, so maybe RIT is getting ripped off by the grocery distributor they use. But the higher prices at those locations kind of makes sense considering their only place to profit is candy.

Coho would probably argue about their buying power not availing them a cheaper bulk price, but whatever, they could be selective about whether their 60% markup takes certain items beyond the scope of reason, but they choose not to.

Try your local independent corner shop (something like Nisa local...) Our local one has all manner of huge chocolate bars, and remarkably cheap too - for instance a massive Toblerone for £3

If you are willing to throw an obscene amount of money at it, this fucker is 4.5kg: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Toblerone-Milk-Chocolate-Jumbo-4-5kg/dp/B004INT01A

That's a lot of calories. Anyway, you can get this giant Toblerone from Amazon.

only this will be sufficient given they beat Fr*nce

How about just chocolate?

https://www.amazon.com/HERSHEYS-Pound-Holiday-Chocolate-Candy/dp/B000IW68YC

Or a kiss maybe?

https://www.amazon.com/HERSHEYS-KISSES-Chocolates-Gluten-Free-Chocolate/dp/B001FA1DSM/ref=mp_s_a_1_11?dchild=1&keywords=giant+hersheys+kiss&qid=1611789309&sprefix=giant+her&sr=8-11

Just ordered on for a Christmas present. It isn’t value when worked out £/100g but the novelty factor is worth the extra tenner or so IMO

Sugar-free chocolate that comes in 1 oz individually wrapped portions - here's the Amazon link. I just finished my two boxes of the dark chocolate with hazelnut, and I just ordered the dark chocolate with almonds. They're really good! Only 2 net carbs per portion (some of the flavors are 3 net carbs). Satisfies my sweet tooth.

Choc Zero also makes several varieties of sugar-free syrups. I tried the maple syrup and it was totally gross though, so I don't really want to try any of the others. I'll stick with the chocolate!

About to make your week

Bit steep but the reviews are worth a read

My math might be wrong on this, but:

Average distended stomach capacity is 2-3 litres (which is roughly 124 cubic inches according to google's converter).

A 5-lb Hershey bar measures 20x2x12 inches, or roughly 480 in^3 amazon page.

So, your stomach at max capacity can't even hold 1/10th of what it would take to get you high.

They're just called "candy sticks" now. Literally the same exact thing.

Oh, and the red dot on the one tip is gone.

Available on Amazon as well as Ebay.

https://www.amazon.com/Calorie-Mate-Balanced-Chocolate-Ounce/dp/B000W9CNOK

I believe the ones in GLT are supposed to be these. I bought some several months ago, took ages to ship from Japan and came kinda crushed. Haven't tried them yet, wanted them more as a GLT-themed novelty. I see now they qualify for Prime 1-day, though, so maybe I'll order more and give them a shot.

Candy cigarettes are now just called "candy" because of the negative connotation with the adult vice. They are still exactly the same, including packaging, contents and overall appearance, but just don't have the word "cigarettes" on the boxes.

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I ordered mine off of Amazon. I also like the ChocZero Dark Chocolate and Sea Salt bars. I admit to crumbling one of these into my yogurt once in a while. Perfectly portioned! 2 net carbs and 120 calories.

ChocZero's Keto Bark, Dark Chocolate Almonds with Sea Salt. Sugar Free, Low Carb. No Sugar Alcohols, No Artificial Sweeteners, All Natural, Non-GMO (2 bags, 6 servings/each) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0799CH1ZZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Rz.eEbEW5P1DX

If anyone wants to buy this ridiculous piece of chocolate, its $323.99

Yeah, do your thing. Here’s a relevant product you can check your ingredients for ideas

World Confections Candy Cigarettes, Pack of 24 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000BXSRT2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_W56D9DNS3HWNE0N6NMVX

Scho-Ka-Kola: https://www.amazon.com/Sarotti-Scho-Ka-Kola-Cho-cola-100g/dp/B00313TXTC?th=1. You can still buy it. It is coffee and chocolate and kola nut mixed together. Pervitin was the brand name of the meth they used to give soldiers but eventually discontinued official use during the Russian campaign when Pervitin use proved to cause "unreliable" troops. However, it was still on the civilian market and lots of letters home begged for packages of Pervitin. You can read a lot in the book Blitz about German militaries' use of drugs.

most people don't because this is the giant candy bar you slice up like a party sub and it's typically sitting on the shelf right next to the "by the yard" one.

Yeah I don’t know how cool they were. Amazon still sells them for some reason. https://www.amazon.com/World-Confections-Candy-Cigarettes-Pack/dp/B000BXSRT2 Think I’d prefer some Pirouettes at this point.

Well fuck them. I won't be in a place to give out candy this year I think. Like this is my fourth year here and no kids come around. But I'm moving. And if it turns out there's kids in my neighborhood next year I've got like sixty new in package Hot Wheels to give out plus I'm going to order candy cigarettes to give away. They don't call them cigarettes anymore, but other than that they look the same. I told some local parents this thinking they'd go Karen on me and tell me that was terrible. They actually thought it was a good idea. Probably because they're going to steal them from their kids.

I might also get some Big League Chew. And Reece's. Always Reece's.

Amazon to the rescue.

https://www.amazon.com/Toblerone-Jumbo-4-5-Kg-80/dp/B004INT01A

The pr fluff says it would take weeks to consume, but they clearly have not reckoned with true Toblerone addicts. And I don't think these candy bars spoil. I remember taking one with me when I moved to Japan...and ten years later, when I left, I found it. And ate it. It was fine. Maybe a bit musty, but Japan is kinda humid...

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My personal favorite is something called Scho-Ka-Kola. It's a German energy chocolate that was originally formulated prewar for athletes and became part of the German ration during WW2.

It's a nice dark chocolate with a boost of caffeine (8 pieces equal to a cup of coffee) and it's quite durable on it's own and more so in the tin it's packaged in.

https://www.amazon.com/Sarotti-Scho-Ka-Kola-Cho-cola-100g/dp/B00313TXTC

If you merely want a large bar and don't care about a hammer, there is a Hershey's bar on Amazon. If the shipping dimensions are a tell, it could be 19"x9". You could use the 'Have a question?' function to ask for the dimensions.

Also, try googling 'large chocolate bar hammer.' And maybe swap out large for giant.

I found a couple similar bars from other chocolatiers, but one was discontinued and the other one you had to buy in bulk. I didn't keep scouring the search results though.

I have ordered from Japan boxes of Calorie Mate. https://www.amazon.com/Calorie-Mate-Balanced-Chocolate-Ounce/dp/B000W9CNOK

Is a complete meal in the shape of a Cookie.

I also have Tuna cans and Oats 'n Honey bars.

I prefer real food but sometimes that seems a luxury.

I avoid most "keto" labeled foods, but I did try this chocolate, and I have it once a week or so - ChocZero Keto Bark. It helps with my chocolate cravings!

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I would guess about 1% of Calgarians will do so. I would peg my guess at 12,500 people. This would be further reduced by people without homes and who will not be giving out candy, so reduce that number by half.

So to answer your question, 6,250 people will be giving out full size candy bars this Halloween in Calgary.

I am not buying full size candy bars for kids this year. I am handing these out:

https://www.amazon.ca/Kraft-Toblerone-Jumbo-4-5-Kg/dp/B004INT01A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1540834734&sr=8-1&keywords=toblerone+giant

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Only 4.5 KG per bar, but that should make those kids happy.

I still have sweets cravings after months on keto. These chocolate bars really satisfy that craving, for me personally! Best of luck! https://www.amazon.com/ChocZeros-Chocolate-Stone-Ground-Artificial-Sweeteners/dp/B0799CH1ZZ/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1535474880&sr=8-3&keywords=keto+bark

Hey next time try to use the item name in the title. Makes it easier to search the sub and remove double posts.

Name: "Jumbo Toblerone"

$106

Purchase Link:
https://www.amazon.com/Toblerone-Jumbo-4-5-Kg-80/dp/B004INT01A

I think this is it. There seem to be different jumbo toblerones though. This one weighs 4.5kg and measures 80cm (11.8 pounds).

1 cup is 8 fluid ounces.

1 fluid ounce of water weighs 1 ounce.

1 pound is 16 ounces.

Therefore a half-pound Reese's cup - by definition - must have the same density as water.

It's funny because if you go to the "Also bought" section of the Amazon page for CalorieMate, you can see that MGS items are listed.

You mean these? Just Google "Candy Cigarettes". I always hated these things, tasted like chalk to me. I preferred the chocolate or bubble-gum kind.

And those bubble-gum cigars were cool.

My stepfather's Old English Sheepdog once ate most of a giant novelty-sized Toblerone bar (including the cardboard box and foil wrapper) that my stepfather had bought at an airport duty-free shop. Fortunately, it was really, really milky chocolate.

He didn't take her (the dog) to the vet (we were poor), and she was off her rocker for about 12 hours. At one point she dug up the root ball of a banana tree and ate about half of that. Interestingly, this seemed to calm her down a bit.

TL;DR Chocolate might not kill your dog, but it can definitely make him/her crazy for a day.

At least post a link so that people can buy it lol

http://www.amazon.com/Hershey-Candy-80-Ounce-Boxes-Pack/dp/B000IW68YC/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1463061007&sr=8-1&keywords=5lbs+hershey+bar

Have you seen those 1lb reese's cups? I'd take one of those over Lindt or Godiva any day!

I'll be dreaming about 1lb reese's cups tonight after I was talking with someone else about it. hehe. And the chocolate buffet! So both :)

I've purchased two of the 4.5 kg (10lb) bars before. The first one came from a candy store in Banff and the other was from Shoppers Drug Mart.

If you can't find one locally, there's always Amazon.

Most places probably just stopped stocking them. It was assumed they somehow fell under the ban of flavored tobacco products several years back, but they weren't.

You can even buy them on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Candy-Crate-DK-Cigarettes-Count/dp/B000BXSRT2

Cheaper on Amazon - £4.95 with free shipping.

My story:

One of my friend's and I are pretty into peanut butter cups. We've both ranked them, and agree on, which are the best... it's the older pumpkins, the new ones aren't as good though. Last year I saw the one pound peanut butter cup and brought it to one of his parties (they are not usually $35) and somebody else had the same idea. So there we were w/ 2 pounds of peanut butter cup, it was absurd. After eating a full x-mas meal (with apple pie for dessert, yum!) the two of us sat down and each had a single half pound cup. It was delicious, but felt like work powering through it after eating a full meal... but we made it. This video made me think of that night.

ED HUNGRY

That cartoon was hilarious always made me laugh hmmm thinking saw these for Christmas look ED HUNGRY worthy lol CANDY CANDY SWEEEEET CANDY lol

My dog ate a 5lb chocolate bar... http://www.amazon.com/Hersheys-Milk-Chocolate-Candy-5-Pound/dp/B000IW68YC had no side effects. I think he is a zombie and cannot be killed. Oh and he has been run over 3 times.

not joking... he is indestructible. Doberman if ur wondering.