Chicken that is already cooked and in a can. Kind of like canned tuna, but the chicken version.
Obviously, cooking your own chicken from scratch will be much tastier, but you really can't beat the convenience of having the chicken already cooked for you. I find adding some sort of condiment to it makes it palatable.
Here is an example:
https://www.amazon.com/Swanson-Premium-White-Chicken-Breast/dp/B004GCUWAQ
Lmao, I honestly don't blame you. You made my morning. I'm 33 and only recently found out you can delete everything after the first "?" in the link. It's apparently useless info unless you used drop-down menus on the first link to separate/categorize things. So " https://www.amazon.com/Libbys-Vienna-Sausage-Chicken-Broth/dp/B01MQ6BDM0/ref=sr_1_3? " would bring anyone to the same page. Cheers and take care!
https://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00E3AYVA8
On sale for only 23.97 per can! And if you have Amazon Prime you can get it delivered right to your door, and at only .48 cents per ounce, what a steal!!! Best read the reviews, it’s a nice little laugh to. My fucking god what has this world come to…
Yeah, I ordered these noodles for fun on a whim. Definitely spicy. My friends didn't believe me when I meant it. Ate a tenth of the cup and gave up. My spice tolerance is insane, even if it looks like I'm suffering, because at least I'm not puking.
Canned hot dogs. You get them at the dollar store. Make yourself a nice dinner, and give him a big blank plate with a can of canned hot dogs on it.
You don't have to be his cook, nor should you be.
Here's a picture:
https://www.amazon.com/Libbys-Vienna-Sausage-Chicken-Broth/dp/B01MQ6BDM0
Don't buy it on amazon though, it's weirdly expensive there.
Canned chicken is similar to canned tuna. The meat is cooked and ready to eat. It’s common in supermarkets in the US.
Swanson's Premium White Can https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GCUWAQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_FTQ8MKRQTFBMT5BBR29W
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Eat in one gulp.
I like the way it says without giblets. Do you they do one with giblets?
https://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00E3AYVA8
Just like mum used to make,it's not clear if this comes with the head attached.
Cannot be shipped to Australia via Amazon
Isn't there a saying "Only in America"?
I would so add gag items that come canned with paper labels like "Canned Critters" which are really just canned stuffed animals.
But I think I'd go for the pet food over some things, I'm particularly not fond of the taste of canned smoked oysters. If someone added that in, I'd reprise with a canned cheeseburger or canned <em>whole</em> chicken.
Yeah, the chicken is kind of hard to find, I usually just order it on amazon, but it's kind of expensive. http://www.amazon.com/Valley-Fresh-Premium-Chicken-7-Ounce/dp/B000V1LXU4
Typically I dehydrate most meals so 12 of these go a long way.
Amazon has some canned chicken: http://www.amazon.com/12-5oz-Premium-Chicken-Breast-Kirkland/dp/B00N6XOONC/ They're the big cans, so that's not a horrible price for canned chicken.
Pretty sure you can't just add fresh meat to a Walmart wish list. Only non-perishables, electronics, etc. Someone might be able to order for you, but you'd have to PM them whatever personal info (just name?) that Walmart requires for picking up groceries. Sending a Walmart gift card to you might be better/easier.
Is this the one you have? http://www.valleyfresh.com/product.php?name=chicken-natural The nutrition info says "Servings per container: varies"
but this one shows 5
http://www.amazon.com/Valley-Fresh-Chuck-Chicken-10-Ounce/dp/B000V1LXTU
You might want to look into bags/packets of tuna and salmon and other fish, then. You can even get chicken in packets instead of cans - in addition to having less packaging weight, they also have much less water weight. I think they even make a ham packet (but its chicken ham - still, may be worth it just for the variety of flavor.)