There's a whole cum cookbook out there somewhere. I don't feel like looking for it but I've gotten it as a gift for a white elephant exchange with friends once.
Edit: got unlazy. It's called Natural Harvest.
Amazon link in case anyone wants to buy it for a friend: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
If you're looking for pairing suggestions/ideas, the flavor bible is a great resource for pairing flavors. It can provide great suggestions for flavors to pair with your protein and even great flavors to enhance your current sides.
"I am a little off on the wine selection but I suspect that you, of all people, would know what flavor to pair with dick."
Edit: You could also link this: https://www.amazon.com/50-Ways-Eat-Cock-AlternaTips/dp/148259143X
He got that info from this post incase you’d like to learn more.
In the comments of that post, someone also shared a legit 62-page semen cookbook.
A friend once got gifted a cooking book.. for cocking with sperm...
https://www.amazon.de/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
This is my favourite one, https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There's also a bartenders serving guide, https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
Sooooo, there’s this recipe book called Natural Harvest and I’m honestly wondering if maybe your roommate had a copy. Haha.
I mean there's a cookbook and a bartending book.
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_CispCb7CHFK5A
Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ajspCbDKNMGC7
There is a book of semen based recipes on Amazon...
I bought one for a friend's birthday, and it is truly disgusting. I recommend the recipe for man made oysters.
The Flavor Bible. Its my favorite cookbook that oddly has no recipes in it.
Its a giant cross reference chart of what ingredients pair with what according to 40 chefs. You can look up eggs for example, and they list everything that goes good with it... meats, veg, fruits, herbs and seasonings, etc. with the best ones highlighted.
On top of all that theres musings from the consulting chefs on how they like to use ingredients in sidebars near the entries. Famous dishes that made good use of the item in question (but no recipes). And other little tips like when certain ones are in season, if they have a strong or subtle flavor that might overpower, or be overpowered by, others. And more.
$90 is a hard sell when he's got so much free content on youtube and an authoritative $20 book.
I have both these books plus The Flavor Bible: The Essential Guide to Culinary Creativity, Based on the Wisdom of America's Most Imaginative Chefs https://www.amazon.com/dp/0316118400/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_atIyAbZ73DT45
I can say I open the food lab for just about every meal. Well worth the money!
Sorry for not making that a link. I'm on the app and can't figure out how to change the displayed text of the link.
He should have not jizzed in it, and instead just left this book lying around.
The Flavor Bible gets thrown around a lot, but for good reason. It's a great resource when trying to formulate your own recipe. It focuses on things like which foods have affinities for other foods, seasonality, and sensations different foods have. It's a great thing to page through when you have whatever the equivalent of writer's block is for cooks.
There’s an author who has a couple of recipe books out, one for food and the other for drinks... all for cooking with semen.
So, apparently it’s a thing ��
If you are curious, but don’t trust my link (it’s to the book on amazon), you can google Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer. The vast majority of reviewers are being campy or explicitly state they bought the book as a joke, but the author is very serious about it.
Idk if this is what the other redditor was talking about, but amazon has a listing for "Natural Harvest"; https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
I highly recommend reading some of the available pages. It's hilarious, especially at the desserts section.
here's where I break out my copy of The Flavor Bible:
SWEET POTATO Flavor Affinities
1) allspice + Cinnamon + Ginger
2) apples + sage
3) bacon + onions + rosemary
4) chile peppers + lemon zest
5) chorizo sausage + orange
6) cilantro + lime juice
7) kale + prosciutto
8) maple syrup + pecans
yes I know the first 2 don't really fit with what you may traditionally think of when you think of soup. But #3, #4 and #7 sound really good.
If you want a great book resource, I would highly recommend Steven Rinella's Complete Guide to Hunting series. It covers a wide range of topics from gear selection, hunting methods, and some recipe ideas. His show and podcasts are also good.
Go buy this book. Don't steal it, pay money for it. It's one of the few things you'll buy that's worth every damn penny. Read it cover to cover. Go practice. This is the BBQ bible.
https://www.amazon.com/Franklin-Barbecue-Meat-Smoking-Manifesto-Aaron/dp/1607747200
This is Texas and good BBQ has gotten me Money, Liquor, and Women. This is a religion.
Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
The Flavor Bible isn't really what you're asking for, but it might be useful. https://www.amazon.com/Flavor-Bible-Essential-Creativity-Imaginative/dp/0316118400/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1520779413&sr=8-2&keywords=the+flavor+bible
I don't know what's worse... that or this:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
There's also this:
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228
>semen is not food
^^be ^^wary ^^of ^^the ^^above ^^link ^^if ^^you ^^don't ^^want ^^your ^^amazon ^^suggestions ^^to ^^be ^^forever ^^tainted
Pozdrav.
Za početak bih ti preporučio knjigu: "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes". Kasnije možeš eksperimentirati i sa "Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook" ako te to područje zanima.
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Ya know! I wish I could tell you. It was given to me by an amazing friend for Christmas
I found this link however it doesn’t appear it’s available right now. I’m sorry to see that! https://www.amazon.ca/dp/0789331144/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_XUO-Fb8J9QNEQ
The Flavor Bible: The Essential Guide to Culinary Creativity, Based on the Wisdom of America's Most Imaginative Chefs $23 hardcover on amazon brotha 👌