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Ordered XL but needed a Small, they delivered an XL!
Edit: this reminds me of the gallon of milk on Amazon with the funny reviews https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
CDN$137.02 for the one pictured
Cheaper ones available on Amazon.com for like $15-$25
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q Right here. Turns off your sour receptors, I think. But the acid can still damage your mouth so don’t like, start chugging citric acid after you take this.
especially if you put some Flavacol on it. it’s the secret ingredient all theaters use to make their popcorn taste better than microwave popcorn
Hence the creation of this lil' beauty.
Unless you have an all edge brownie pan?
edit: After reading the title again, my statement doesn't make sense. Still, check out that pan.
this opinion is popular enough that all "all corner" brownie pan has been invented. you might want to look into it
Baker's Edge Nonstick Edge Brownie Pan https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000MMK448/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_ZYyKBb0CVMXZV
I would rather see Jolt cola make a comeback. I hate all this Red Bull energy drink junk (and the copycats). It makes me feel like shit after a few hours.
Apparently, they still make it, but it's not in any stores here.
added:
Hmm. I was looking up Jolt Cola stores, and I saw Amazon is selling Surge. They're selling Jolt also, but it's super expensive.
If you like pork rinds, I recommend trying out the microwave pork rinds.
Surge is working hard to come back, Their twitter is pretty active. you can get it from Amazon too if you want. And sold here on Amazon, notice it's usually bought with munchie foods.
Did y'all know that making "movie theater popcorn" is actually dummy easy and pretty dummy cheap too
You just getcha popcorn, melt down some coconut oil, drizzle that on your popped corn, and then sift in some Flavacol, of which you only need very little, and viola!
Not to mention that using coconut oil is a must no matter what seasoning you're throwing on there. Gives you a nice element of sweetness and basically acts as an adhesive for all the seasonin' to stick to
Ugh. You just made me flashback to a moment back in the aughts when a buddy of mine drank Surge until he puked. Remember Surge? It remembers you, and it's back - https://www.amazon.com/Surge-Citrus-Flavored-Soda-16fl/dp/B00M2OGS08
Theoretically shouldn't be too hard. Toss your pork rinds in a little butter for sticking power and then some Flavacol to coat.
Surge*
Edit: I'm so fucking edgy and cool I buy surge from amazon I drink 5 a day to make sure to get my full daily recommended value of carbohydrates.
I've spent far too much time on Reddit today (it's still my 'Saturday') and your post is by far the most important thing I've learned in my travels. Just purchased a box at Amazon.
Get the kind you make fresh in the microwave. Just look on amazon, you can buy in big bulk bags or single serving bags like popcorn. Eat them immediately after making when they’re still popping and cracking. They get less delicious as they sit and get stale.
The spicy flavor of these is the best I’ve had so far:
Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), Original, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 18) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_8AnXBbWJ3ZAZP
Amazon just updated their TOS on October 3rd this year (thankfully) to stop sellers from giving free items in exchange for reviews.
With that said, most sellers, including mega corporations (until October 3rd, 2016) on Amazon tried to get as many fake reviews as possible on their products, which boosts their search rankings, in turn get more sales, and the cycle continues.
Some of them can be quite beautiful. (review #1 - the most famous Amazon review of all time - definitely fake, lol)
Protein "milk shakes" are also a great way to sneak in extra nutrients.
Orgain's Vegan Creamy Chocolate Fudge is my go to. Blending it with some spinach, milk, half a banana and some ice always tricks me body into believing it is drinking a chocolate milk shake- it tastes that good!
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You can get a large tub for around $20 on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00J074W94/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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PS- As a fellow twin I just wanted to say how lucky your sister is to have you. <3
If you want legit movie theater flavor pop-corn, you’ve got to get a box of Flavacol. It’s the flavoring the theaters use. It’s legit:
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B004W8LT10/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_H65-FbDBG7ARV
There is also No-Salt where potassium replaces the sodium for people with high blood pressure, or others who need a low-sodium diet, but it seems like not a lot of people know about it despite hypertension being a big problem. Just because it never became a big deal doesn’t make it less necessary a product.
https://www.amazon.com/NoSalt-Sodium-Free-Salt-Alternative-11/dp/B000H185N6
Get a thin layer of oil in your pot. turn the heat onto medium-high. throw in a few kernels. wait for the kernels to pop. add the rest of the kernels. put on the lid and leave it a bit ajar, pop until you hear pops ever couple seconds.
if you want movie theater popcorn flavor, use flavacol and add it to the kernels before they pop -- I usually just give it a thin dusting. many theaters use coconut oil for their fat but I find it way too coconut-y when I do it at home, I just use vegetable oil.
if you want other flavors like butter or salt or whatever, put the popped kernels into a bowl and then add the flavorings.
Have you tried using a Z-Pan, btw? They are AWESOME. Basically, it's a brownie pan with 2 ridges, making the inside look like the letter Z. Every piece is an edge and all have at least one crispy side! I love mine. :D Mine is no longer sold, but I've heard good things about this one. https://www.amazon.com/Bakers-Edge-Nonstick-Brownie-Pan/dp/B000MMK448
Okay... so why is a prescription required for 10meq of potassium, but I can just buy this from amazon? https://www.amazon.com/NoSalt-Sodium-Free-Salt-Alternative-11/dp/B000H185N6
If it's so dangerous, shouldn't I not be able to buy this online??? It's really confusing
pea protein powder. you can add it in dairy free milk, oatmeal, and dairy free yogurt! :)
my local walmart & vitamin stores carry this brand as well pea protein
I agree, my pizza is so much better than most (and I live in Chicago)
I just buy an lb. of Saf-Instant Yeast on Amazon
I have some of those old Fleischman 4 oz. jars that I saved and I divide it up and store in the fridge.
At least unpopular enough that they created a pan to cook only edge pieces. I have to agree though, center pieces are by far the best.
https://www.amazon.com/Bakers-Edge-Nonstick-Brownie-Pan/dp/B000MMK448
Just curious how many people are you feeding with this and how much do you spend? From what I have seen buying food on amazon seems expensive. I saw a gallon of milk on there for $74. I'm sure this is the exception but even so food seems pricy in general on Amazon. I'm sure some people could afford food for one on Amazon or maybe even a decent crowd if bought in bulk but a normal family (4) would probably cost a fortune especially for people who make minimum wage and probably get a 10% discount at whatever fast food place they are working.
Here's the Amazon product page for the brownie pan..
$35 USD hrm
Maybe one brownie tray per person?
Edit: To make it fully legit the $13 spatula probably needs to be bought also
I break out with acne every time I drink a whey shake, so I switched to plant-based protein powders a few years ago. I tried a few hemp powders and they tasted awful. I found a powder I really like from the Orgain brand. It's comparable in taste and texture to some of the whey powders I used to drink. They sell it at Costco in Southern California on sale at $24 for 2.74 lbs, which I stock up on, otherwise it's $30 normally. You can also get it off Amazon.
Note: Do not get Vanilla bean, it tastes awful.
Its making a comeback slowly, starting from the east side of the country and slowly going west. Sadly it looks like it died out at Louisiana, this is where amazon steps in.
I would like to make note that sadly they didn't have surge in liquid form in the coolers, but this will work for now.
/r/veganfitness
I do, I usually have a scoop or two a day. I like blends. True Nutrition vegan protein optimizer is my favorite (45% pea, 45% rice, 10% hemp). And it's cheap, $9/lb. You can also build your own blend on their website, it's super easy. And they have a coupon that saves you 5% off site-wide, never expires "GOVEGAN"
I also hear good things about Orgain, but haven't tried it. Saw it on amazon earlier for $17 ($8.50/lb) https://www.amazon.com/Orgain-Organic-Protein-Powder-Chocolate/dp/B00J074W94/?th=1
Flavacol. All you'll ever need for the rest of your life in a ~~$6~~ $7-ish carton on Amazon. If you dig that movie-theater popcorn flavor, anyway.
https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Medal-Prod-Flavacol-Seasoning/dp/B004W8LT10
(the recommended oil with Flavacol is coconut, btw, fwiw)
Orgain protein powder is $10.95/lb amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Orgain-Organic-Protein-Vanilla-Packaging/dp/B00J074W94?th=1
Truenutrition is $9.50 / lb (Plus $7 flat rate shipping, you choose how many lbs): https://truenutrition.com/p-1169-vegan-protein-optimizer-formula-1lb.aspx?
Non-whey and non-plant, so are you basically specifically looking for egg protein recommendations?
I usually recommend Orgain, but it's plant based. However, it tastes great! And it's easy to get at Costco or Amazon.
The real secret is flavacol.
Amazon sells it in bulk, or you can get this stuff: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M8HPGMU/
comes in different sizes. we use the 4oz ones with our stir crazy popcorn maker.
You can buy in bulk and get cheaper with just the popping corn, carton of flavacol, and the coconut popping corn oil, but its a little more work to measure it all out. YMMV.
It doesn't have to be the "no salt" brand. Most salt substitutes are the same at your local grocery store. If your medical industry promotes a low fat/sodium diet it should be easy to find. Here is an amazon link.
Orgain is the best I have tried.
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It's currently on sale for a great price, but from Amazon it's usually about $21-22 a container, which comes to $1.10 per serving, which is still much cheaper than what you're using now.
Here is the potassium No Salt on amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/NoSalt-Sodium-Free-Salt-Alternative-11/dp/B000H185N6
You absolutely must have potassium or you can suffer death causing heart arrhythmias.
Chocolate is definitely the better flavor, and looking at the label it's not actually hemp. But it's cheap, tasty, and good enough.
Oh awesome.
You can hit a high protein requirement on a vegan diet. I drink protein powder too, and while I tried two vegan protein powder brands that were gross, Orgain Creamy Chocolate Fudge has been really good, and doesn't include soy. There's also Ripple brand Pea Milk, that's more protein dense than cow milk, which doesn't include soy, and there are nut milk which have a high amount of protein which are also soy free.
While tofu and soy based alternative meat are off-limits, there's Seitan, which is very protein dense (100 calories have 20g of protein) and apparently can be used to make a legit steak, which is still crazy to me.
They do sell em in 12 packs on Amazon. It’s been an Amazon exclusive for the last few years. They sell em in 16 ounce cans. Typically about 2 bucks a can, give or take depending.
I used to buy it now and then lol.
Surge Citrus Flavored Soda 16fl oz. 12 cans https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M2OGS08/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_4P5fFbXFD9ZAC
Man. If anything though I wish Vault was still around as another option!
I got a pound of SAF on amazon for $10. Ordered on Friday. Arrived 2 days ago. Packaged 4/20, expires 4/22. Started a no-knead dough last night and it rose like a champ.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001CXUHW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Mine do. I get the microwave pork-rinds from Lowrey's. Link here
They come out super crispy. I dump them out of the bag onto a plate and then put the toppings on, pop them back in the microwave. You can drench them in cheese and they'll stay crispy for at least 45 minutes.
This one doesn't have that chalky taste. I tried it and recommend it.
Orgain Organic Plant Based Protein Powder, Creamy Chocolate Fudge - Vegan, Low Net Carbs, Non Dairy, Gluten Free, No Sugar Added, Soy Free, Kosher, Non-GMO, 2.03 Lb (Packaging May Vary) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J074W94/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_JE6M6DPC20H63SFKD5Y5
Gold Medal 2045 Flavacol Seasoning Popcorn Salt, 35 Ounce https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B004W8LT10/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_ZJB0Q1M0QWCQ5C0BHC41
It’s what the theater adds to the popcorn to give it that signature taste. It’s not just butter and salt. This stuff is what you think of when you think of movie popcorn.
It’s life changing.
try this:
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
Desgined exactly for your situation.
I usually get the Walmart brand but I wanted to try something new so right now I have the Amazon brand but they're both great.
You have to be careful with that! Even though you can't taste it, it's still very acidic and can cause tissue damage.
There's a fruit you can eat which coats the tongue and inhibits the sour receptors while leaving the other receptors alone. If you eat this fruit, for a short time afterwards, you can eat very sour things and they taste completely different. You can bite into the flesh of a lemon and it just tastes sweet. People sometimes do this and then go overboard trying out different sour foods to see how they change, and they end up hurting their tongues and mouths.
You can buy tablet-forms of the fruit from Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q
No, I used some instant yeast that I picked up at the beginning of the pandemic. I've been really happy with it.
I got curious, and yup... they are on Amazon.
SURGE, 12 ct, 16 FL OZ Cans
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OK0I4AO/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_O2Wavb1KAE0DT
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Trying to decide if I want to risk ruining the memory with the reality.
I love Orange Dry. For the uninformed, I would describe it on a spectrum as Orange Juice -> Orangina -> Orange Dry -> Sunkist. Less pulp and more soft drink-like as you move left to right.
Also a PSA to my fellow 90s kids: you can buy Surge from amazon. Just saying.
Have you tried the microwave pork rinds yet? I can't find them where I live, but Amazon sells them. https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Original-Microwave-Chicharrones-Package/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1473210918&sr=8-2&keywords=microwave%2Bpork%2Brinds
Any of the "Amazon Oddities" reviews are gonna make you laugh. This is my personal favorite.
You can pick some up on Amazon but they had it at gas stations for a limited time in the US this summer. It is also under the name Urge in other countries.
Saf Instant Yeast, 1 Pound Pouch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001CXUHW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3wkMFb7GA4PXP?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Let this guide your adventures (stays fresh for a year or two in the freezer opened in a ziplock bag)
Oh my, in the example used, in the original 4:3 framing you can see that Jerry uses Tuscan brand milk of hilarious Amazon review fame. In 16x9, it only appears briefly in a reverse shot.
There's r/snackexchange ....in the US we can get bags of "un-puffed" (idk how else to describe lol) pork skins that you microwave for $1 usd, they're just like making microwave popcorn! Maybe you can see if someone is willing to send you some? Not sure if they're available this way on amazon for you, idk how that works, just trying to be helpful :)
You need to try THESE out... you pop them in the microwave like popcorn, they crackle, and are amazing. A few co-workers of Hispanic descent compared the two (Old Dutch and these) and voted for these hands down.
You get 18 to a pack for $18. They are awesome fresh out of the microwave. I have never seen this in stores, but Amazon. :)
I have this same problem and I LOVE the Orgain protein powder. Sold here on Amazon, or at Costco.
> Felt like revenge for being born during my second birthday tbh.
That'll teach him!
Also, check out miracle berry on Amazon.
We tried lemon juice, tomatoes, lettuce, salsa - and we were drinking Devil's Springs (180 proof) vodka. Everything tasted amazing. Especially the salsa. The effect lasted probably an hour or so.
You can also get them on Amazon and sometimes you can stack a coupon with S&S.
Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), Original, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 18) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_hwzVAbCN1Z9TN
I respectfully disagree. I was a huge popcorn fan and this is the closest thing I can do now, and I really like them. With a few caveats:
- I got mine from Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Bacon-Microwave-Chicharrones-Original/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1531140836&sr=8-3&keywords=lowery&#37;2Bpork&#37;2Brinds&dpID=61vCWhmUWZL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch&th=1 so they're only about $1/pack. I agree, I probably wouldn't pay $1.80/pack.
- I agree that the bag doesn't yield a really large serving, but it's plenty for one person.
- They're super salty. If you don't like salty then they're definitely not for you.
Not just Pedia-Sure, but also the Carnation breakfast drinks. My fruend had the same issue, not really gaining weight and her doctor told her mother to give her these drinks. She gained weight.
If you’re worried about the sugar content, go for the ones from Amazon - these
They’re good and I use them for myself and my children. When my youngest went through a period of vomiting so much he was losing weight, this drink helped him gain it back.
Your dad’s a douche for installing all those buttons, and I’m sorry. But I also applaud you, because you recognize that thtese buttons were installed. You’re miles better than he ever was.
I can also relate to the little girl wanting her daddy thing - I have had the same moments, even now even though he’s passed. I want the daddy I thought I had back, not this THING that he became. hugs if you want them.
Amazon has microwavable pork rinds that are far superior to the ones on the grocery store shelf, imho:
Here it is on Amazon for those who want some. It's a little pricey but if you chugged this as a kid, it's totally worth the nostalgic sugar rush.
At least you're snacking on Keto foods! Is it possible to adjust your daytime eating down a little bit to allow for a nighttime snack? Or try IF. I find it a lot easier to control my intake if I'm doing IF and therefore aren't eating until later in the day. Also try and remember that it'll all average out. There will be days you'll eat below your limit, and days you'll go over, but as long as the scale is trending down and you're eating the right foods, don't stress yourself too much.
Oh, and if you haven't already discovered microwavable pork rinds (think Keto popcorn), get thee to Amazon (assuming you like pork rinds).
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J074W94/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_r1BdCbSWD606Q
I use this protein, with the subscribe & save discount + 5% amazon credit card discount, it cost me about .75 cent a serving. Plus it tastes good.
Pickle juice. Chicken bouillon.
Are you somewhere Amazon delivers?
https://www.amazon.com/NoSalt-Sodium-Free-Salt-Alternative-11/dp/B000H185N6
https://www.amazon.com/Morton-Lite-Salt-Sodium-Table/dp/B0005YM0UY
Have I got the perfect brownie pan for you!
Every brownie has edges. I purchased this item years ago. It works, but it's a pain to clean.
Hmm, has anyone tried to make a detroit pizza in one of those all corners pan?
You wouldn't want non-stick I guess, but the idea is interesting.
If you google it there are some ways you can make yeast from dried fruits. If you live in the US, go to the store early AM and you can ind some or amazon has this: https://www.amazon.com/Saf-Instant-Yeast-Pound-Pouch/dp/B0001CXUHW/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=yeast&qid=1595799910&sr=8-2
Supposedly stovetop popcorn popped in coconut oil, with flavacol popcorn seasoning is basically movie theatre popcorn. (You can get flavacol on amazon, that's where I got mine https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Medal-Flavacol-Seasoning-Popcorn/dp/B004W8LT10/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=flavacol&qid=1585254094&sr=8-1)
I can say that this does make a very tasty popcorn, just make sure to start with very little flavacol (like 1/2 teaspoon) and increase to taste cos it's very VERY salty and a little goes a LONG way.
For anyone wondering, potassium salt might be a bit better than a supplement. Mix with some regular salt and you won't taste the difference. Also it's not a complete substitute for regular salt as it doesn't enhance the flavors on the same way.
I dunno, "Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl oz" is a pretty good one, it's the first awesome amazon review I ever discovered years ago, and I think it actually came before the wolf moon:
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
In this case it's a particular product.
https://www.amazon.com/Orgain-Organic-Protein-Powder-Chocolate/dp/B00J074W94?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER Tastes great and isn’t chalky.
When I’m not being cheap and avoiding artificial sweeteners by buying the chalky bulk bin powder with no flavouring I use this one in smoothies with peanut butter.
They have microwavable bags of pork rinds much like popcorn.
Better yet, just buy a kilo of flavacol for like $13 and be set for life. Use it with popcorn you made in a pot on the stove or a whirlypop.
Does she like sweets?
You might want to try miracle fruit tablets. They are a novelty fruit from Africa that coats the taste buds that coverts bitter/sour flavors into sweet.
They're popular as a novelty, but I've also heard they've been useful after radiation and/or chemo.
https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q something like this or a similar product.
Also, don't use household salt. Use Flavacol instead
And for the love of God, you only need a small amount on each batch!
Slightly off topic, but have you tried Magic Berries?
They temporarily change your taste buds so that bitter things taste sweet.
https://youtu.be/OM5s2ULHx1A - Guga video with it.
mberry Miracle Berry Tablets - https://amazon.com/dp/B001LXYA5Q/
I find protein shakes a good compromise for when I don't feel like eating but know my blood sugar's gonna tank if I don't have something (lactose/gluten intolerant T2 diabetic)
I use Orgain's chocolate powder with oatmilk + ice cubes, with a tsp or so of orange-flavored psyllium (think Metamucil) - makes a nice creamy, cold chocolate/orange shake I can drink down slowly without thinking about it too much. There's premixed versions of the Orgain stuff as well but they're all milk-based, and I don't need that much bathroom time, sorry.
The biggest thing is- what foods do you *really* enjoy, and how can you make them easy/more convenient? Having foods you really love makes eating more a pleasure. For me it's pho; there's a few places near us that will deliver, and I make an event out of it if I can. Others are things like corned beef hash- I can meal prep that easily, and have a handful of pre-made frozen pans ready to go to pop in the toaster oven to crisp up when I'm mentally fried.
>A repair guy was in my house and unprompted told me he was glad this covid hoax was almost over and the democrats that created it need to be jailed or killed. I told him to pack up and head out. He was pissed but I told him he was here to fix my dryer not spout his garbage political opinions. Covid kicked my ass and a year and a half later my taste and smell are still fucked. I don’t care what other people think but you’re not about to spill that shit in my house when I didn’t ask.
Obviously, this is completely up to you. BUT, if you don't mind satisfying a random reddit users curiosity, have you tried testing your new range of taste ability? Perhaps testing something like miraculin to see if it affects your sense of taste?
This Is what I use
Orgain Organic Plant Based Protein Powder, Creamy Chocolate Fudge - 21g of Protein, Vegan, Low Net Carbs, Non Dairy, Gluten Free, No Sugar Added, Soy Free, Kosher, Non-GMO, 2.03Lb (Packaging May Vary) https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00J074W94/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_ZVY1E0MWSB5R5W0F0NKE?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Something I tell cancer patients that have a sweet tooth is to try miracle berry . It has a glycoprotein that enhances the sweet flavor of things to a crazy degree. Makes bland strawberries taste like they have been dipped in sugar, for example. You dissolve it on your tongue and it lasts for a half an hour or so. I have tried it myself and it is pretty interesting to see how things taste different.
This might allow you to make sweet things that aren't such a punch to more sensitive taste buds and you both can enjoy.
Heh, it definitely violates Heterogeneity, that's for sure. Everyone's got a right to their opinion. 🙂
They actually make these weird, zigzaggy pans for all-edge brownies! It's what inspired me to think of a way to make a no-edge brownie in defense of fudgey centers.
I'm an edge lover and I recommend buying this pan for maximum crust
You want the real deal? That intensely artificial movie theatre satisfaction?
Here’s the secret:
1) Flavacol. It’s butter flavoured seasoning salt. It’s what all the theatres use. Seriously. You can buy a lifetime supply on Amazon for like $8.
2) Coconut popping oil. Yeah, the radioactive orange oneradioactive orange one. The colour is actually all natural (beta carotene, where carrots get their deep hue).
This combo is the real deal my friend. Make sure you throw the salt in BEFORE popping - in the oil with the kernels. It will evenly distribute & adhere to every nook & cranny from the inside out.
After you try this there’s no going back.
Orgain Organic Plant Based Protein Powder, Creamy Chocolate Fudge - 21g of Protein, Vegan, Low Net Carbs, Non Dairy, Gluten Free, No Sugar Added, Soy Free, Kosher, Non-GMO, 2.03 Lb(Packaging May Vary) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J074W94/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_DZ25QFDY0S73SW8RC8S6
Vegan and gluten-free and were made by a young cancer patient
For anyone wanting to make movie theater popcorn at home, get Flavacol and butter flavored coconut oil and get whatever kernels you want, it doesn't really matter. The Flavacol is like a fine butter salt that they use at movie theaters, and coconut oil is usually what movie theaters use, but make sure you get butter flavored for ultimate taste.
You can get the tablets.
I know it's terrible of me and someone may burn down my house for saying this, but these edges make me realize that I would try an all edges pan (e.g., warning Amazon link) on a pizza. The side of the crust looks amazing to me and the darkness of those pepperonis!
Check out this protein powder it’s saved my life this pregnancy Orgain Organic Plant Based Protein Powder, Creamy Chocolate Fudge - Vegan, Low Net Carbs, Non Dairy, Gluten Free, No Sugar Added, Soy Free, Kosher, Non-GMO, 2.03 Lb (Packaging May Vary) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J074W94/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_8AN4F3GSW5CQ0YZ8GDC8
Sorta similar, in the first season of The Expanse they space cook their space lasagna in a funky looking space tin. Which is actually just this brownie tray: https://www.amazon.com/Bakers-Edge-Nonstick-Brownie-Pan/dp/B000MMK448/
Blech, my parents have a salt substitute with potassium that I tried the other day. It was called No Salt and it tasted TERRIBLE.
If you really love the edges on brownies (I’m basically the anti christ in I hate brownies all together) my brother bought one of these [only edge brownie pan](www.amazon.com/dp/B000MMK448/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_G8SMDFRXPMGGNPYWVBMB)