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Rule 34... https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ
I mean, I feel like Chuck Tingle has done more for Rule 34 than any other "mainstream" author, but still...
It looks like the the cover for one of those bizarre amazon erotica books like "Pounded in the butt by my own butt" and "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay" Source: I was in high school and these titles were hilarious at the time.
If there is a book called "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" on Amazon, there is a novel for your kink; or you haven't written it yet.
(My previous version of this comment was deleted because I accidentally used an affiliate Amazon link)
Chuck Tingle's a big name in bizarre erotica ebooks. Such classics as "My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass" and "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union". It's no wonder this was a smashing success, a shame it failed.
Disappointed they didn't check out Space Raptor Butt Invasion and the other similar Dinosaur Romance novels
I misread that as 'fuck dinosaurs' and thought of this book.
Also, you would be surprised how infrequently dinosaur erotica comes up on reddit so that I can drop a link to that book!
Yeah, sorry someone already has a lock on the saurian sex market. Taken by the T-Rex is a classic. :)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
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I seriously thought I was having deja vu. He did this before!
Anyways this post isn't strictly Amazon-related and is book-related, which breaks rule #5.
But it's motherfucking CHUCK TINGLE.
So I will make an exception. Because you don't mess with Mr. "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" himself.
>First we must define trashy
I believe this is the very definition of trashy.
In fact, one of the reviews describes it as "Exquisite trash".
Considering how there's dinosaur erotica on Amazon, I wouldn't be surprised if this severely misguided woman actually wrote and published a book.
Its actually a short story and believe it or not, it did well enough for a sequel with an even worse cover.
Dom: Where's Letty?
Tej: She's been Taken by the T-rex!
Letty: Once you go lizard you never go...
...
Bah. I'm no good at this.
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
Review 1:
"As a connoisseur of erotica featuring the paramount leader of the People's Republic of China, I was excited by the prospect of Sandra Coupland's Xi's the One. The cover features a wonderful image of the leader of the world's largest Communist Party (and in my opinion, the best) in all his masculine glory, guaranteed to send even the most rabid advocate of Taiwanese independence into aroused submission.
Xi's the One deserves to be widely-published and read as an important supplement to Xi Jinping Thought and as an essential appendix to Xi's own The Governance of China: Volume 1 (please please please Shanghai Press, if you're reading this, release Volume 2 NOW!). However, it is my sad duty to mark down the book due to a number of critical errors that all Xi Jinping erotica should contain as per the constitution of the People's Republic of China:
- No fanny patting.
- No whispers of harmony.
- Completely fails to highlight the benefits of the One Road One Belt Initiative.
Hence: 3 shining socialist stars out of five. Only the glorious flag of the PRC deserves the full five stars."
This reminds me of coming across a book on Amazon and I lost it at the title. (I didn't read it though) I didn't know getting screwed by a raptor was a common fantasy. Even worse it's apparently a trilogy
What the fuck are you talking about????
This is the highest form of literature in all of human history!!!!!
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
> When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.
I've never read this book, but sometimes I think I should (Amazon non-referral normal link)
i would say favorite title is probably classic of POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT because of modernist simplicity. favorite BOOK that i am most proud of however is TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS i just think i did very good job with this one and it makes me proud of myself
Amazon description: >When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.
>In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.
>Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
>This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.
You should have typed that into Amazon under your account. Then spend the next 3 months attempting to get rid of all bunch of "suggested for you".
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I accidently clicked on an Amazon link from a friend that was about a book something like: "How a Giant Billionaire T-Rex Turned me gay" and then for months I had stupid suggestions like "Velosoraptor is Pounding my Anus" book suggestions.
The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur!
I smell the next Chuck Tingle novel!
In case you're somehow not familiar with his genius, here is one of his seminal works.
I mean as a kid i usually just went on Wattpad and stuff but seeing as i saw a published erotica book on Coronavirus and a Doctor(?) i would guess that it isn’t limited to 12/13 yr olds
Edit; link
https://i.imgur.com/RjhgRowh.jpg. Also...just because of your username, I have something for you:
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
> Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.
> It does.
> Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.
Also, that is now in my amazon history. I hope my gf doesn't need to order anything from Prime anytime soon.
Ok then... This film definitely inspired those dinosaur romance novels on Amazon.
In the Amazon description of this book it says:
>The book is M.J. Edwards debut book, and is her attempt at trying to pay the bills following her job loss.
God I love that 😂
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019MMUA8S/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
recommend reading this
This isn’t exactly tasteful, but it will surely lift you out of the deepest of depressions:
https://www.amazon.com/Kissing-Coronavirus-M-J-Edwards-ebook/dp/B087KR2CQC