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I got one of these half fleshlight things that acted as an aid at first, but eventually I realized I could just mimic the toy with my hand and basically just create a tunnel from my mouth and hand and move those in unison. Kind like turning myself into a fleshlight lol. It’s so simple, idk why it took years to figure it out.
It's "the future of masturbation."
Here's the Amazon page for it directly from Tenga. You can read a ton of reviews. Apparently it's pretty awesome. http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-THF002-Flip-Hole-Black/dp/B002L16IRA
It's actually this one.
https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Mega-Masturbator-Silly/dp/B006W00E5S?th=1&psc=1
The reason I know this is because my buddy showed me this hilarious Billy Mays style add for it from years ago. Guy even looks like a sketchy Billy Mays.
I got this one.
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Super-Sucker-Masturbator/dp/B002X78EYC?th=1&psc=1
It's great to lube your dick, I don't know if I would recommend it if you finish in it as it's open ended. If your girlfriend/boyfriend don't mind the taste of lube you can get your dick stroked and sucked at the same time, it's pretty cool.
I didn't buy the other one so I'm not sure where it's from. It's like a fleshlight in a cup. Kinda fun to play with. Less possibilities, probably don't get as messy if you finish in it, a little worst to clean up though. It's pretty generic if you look it online you'll see plenty with reviews.
Worth it to buy the Fleshlight toy cleaner. It lasts a long time and even though it is over priced it does a good job keeping your expensive fleshlight from trapping any bacteria and getting ruined. And it doesn't destroy the material like rubbing alcohol does.
I use a cheap sleeve style toy from Amazon more than my Fleshlights though because it is easier to clean.
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Super-Sucker-Masturbator/dp/B002X78EYC?th=1
Everything Tenga I have tried has been awesome. I went on Amazon and got the Tenga Flip Hole Black for the lowest possible price which meant it was a Chinese import with all Chinese characters. But who needs fancy instructions. This won't be the best toy for your BF if his girth is more than 5.5" because the toy won't seal properly. But I use it without the perfect seal and it still feels awesome. Cleanup is easy because it swings open. https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-THF002-Flip-Hole-Black/dp/B002L16IRA/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1466426356&sr=1-6&keywords=tenga+flip+hole+black . I also really like this one too. It is not nearly as durable, though and you really need lube because of all the textures. https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-3d-Sleeve-Spiral-Masturbation/dp/B005C2NUY4/ref=pd_sim_121_6?ie=UTF8&dpID=31FRME7h3oL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=X6MBD87Y1H6XHA5Y531E
If you really want to get through to her, ask her about her parenting plans.
- Does she want daughters? Sons?
If she wants daughters only. RED FLAG.
- how many?
- What age would she want to be a mother?
If she says she wants to be a young mother, you should be careful. Chances are she wants children from you and can sense you investigating her inner ugliness which can be very off putting in every way. She wants the children as a status symbol and will be fine cutting relations with you after she gets them. She will probably bounce around a few more white guys before trying to settle with an asian man who she will demand raises her children. If you don't end up killing her from years of a emotionally abusive relationship and the killing the children and yourself first.
- Where would she want to settle.
If she wants VERY white suburbs with very little other mixed ethnic kids. Then buy the fleshlight I linked you to on amazon and stop fucking her. Get out.
It's 2018. Who is still using their hands to masturbate? Jesus. I could buy stock in lube because the toys don't really work without it. I'm not even logging into an anon account, I don't care. It needs to be known guys. Go get yourselves a Doc Johnson's Super Sucker (Amazon Link, NSFW) and you may not find yourselves wanting to masturbate the old way again unless you absolutely have to.
Absolutely reusable. And easier to clean & dry because they flip open. Tenga FlipHole Black
WeVibe maybe? Although I have heard they are not always a good fit for everyone. If it has to be a toy to be used during intercourse then you are pretty limited. If it's just something you can use on him, there are lots of options. Fleshlight is probably the most well known brand for sleeves. There's more elaborate machines like Venus2k, made by the same people responsible for the Sybian. You can use a vibe on the tip of his penis or under the balls. There are a couple of attachments for men for a Hitachi magic wand or similar (like this). Nice thing is that the wand is dual purpose and can be used on you as well. I think if you go this route and don't already have a hitachi go with the Doxy which is more powerful and has better speed control. I'm pretty sure the attachment will go on that as well but don't know for a fact.
Have fun.
Hey, do you have a link to the Doc Johnson thing you were contemplating? I looked around and couldn't find much. But I just thought of this also. The Tenga 3D is cheaper than the Fleshlight and the Spiral version is awesome. http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-3d-Sleeve-Spiral-Masturbation/dp/B005C2NUY4/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0CJF2CH3Q8R2XB841FST
The Fleshlight hole was pretty small so we didn’t use that but there are similar toys that do work well. We had a double-ended sleeve that was great. I don’t remember the name.
I haven’t had a chance to try these with a friend yet but I’m looking forward to it sometime. Both seem like they’d work.
This one would be good with a guy in each end. Doc Johnson The Tube - ULTRASKYN... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0027CU1MQ
This one has a pretty wide hole that would probably stretch enough for 2 guys to DP it.
Doc Johnson Titanmen - Tool Box -... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002X78ETC
Yeah I'm also considering getting one from Amazon just because they're a little cheaper do you think this one would be worth it.
This is by far my favorite. Easy to clean, and comes with a stand so it can dry out after you wash it. It feels great, and if you want, you can squeeze it to make it tighter, but I find it's tight enough on its own: https://www.amazon.com/TENGA-THF002-Tenga-Flip-Black/dp/B002L16IRA?th=1
This is the way. Amazon is telling me I have bought 5 of these over the years.
I cut maybe a 1/4" section to use as a ring. A "longer" ring will lift your ballsack more and put more pressure on your PC muscles. After I cut 3 or 4 rings I use the rest of the stroker as...as stroker on the shaft. The combination of the cockring and stroker together is awesome. And of course use real lube not hand lotion.
I used to combine this with a glass double bump buttplug, and cover her clit with duct tape and/or tiger balm. Felt amazing. Not as much for her ;-)
Looks like you can get it from either Amazon now https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002SQJIXO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JHMFZTH48RBX357NE27T
Or the main website https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/stamina-training-fl-toys/products/stamina-training-unit
This costs quite a bit but I have bought three. I tried settling for off brands on Amazon of similar size and figure and they can not compare.
It's a Pipedream product, fairly expensive. But there is plenty of retailers that supply them.
Amazon sell them, here's a Link to one.
There’s Doc Johnson’s Good Head. It’s also sold as the Bro Sleeve on FTM sites. There’s a few reviews of it on the FTM subreddits if you search around
FYI this also already exists. It is totally large enough to fit two cocks. I bought it in March 2020... and haven't been able to actually try it out yet though, womp womp
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002X78EYC/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Heres the link! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008RBKNRO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_RFTHCWMEZNVEYMSKBHDP?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
I just add lube, close the top, squeeze the air out from around my dick, and the suction is fantastic
NSFW link 20 pound one
Seemed popular as we would get pallets of them in every few weeks
I bought one on Amazon back in April for my husband (link below.) Watching while I used this on him was by far one of the sexiest things I’ve seen over the last 15 years.
Prior to this, he had only tried the Tenga eggs (solo) and the I used the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage on him twice with ok’ish results.
The Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator with over 20lbs of Pussy and Ass is $291.
But I guess there are cheaper products out there too.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H8GC6WL/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_dOEaGbQVDJXV7
I got just the regular one. The videos I watched on it seems like it should be pretty fun. Very soft and supple, and the texture inside sounds like it's pretty realistic. I've read you can soak the sleeve in warm water before playtime to add to the feeling, I might try that.
Hmm. Try adding a condom to desensitize a bit. Maybe go heavier on your receiving in foreplay than his.
Take some short breaks on him, maybe practice edging or add permission condition play.
I also recommend this, I have heard really positive things about it and have recommended it to others who had positive results in the past, https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Stamina-Training-Performance-Enhancer/dp/B002SQJIXO
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0027CU1MQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s02?ie=UTF8&psc=1 This was the one I got, its not incredibly high quality but it gets the job done lol
Also known as a fleshlight, it's like a dildo but a vulva and vagina instead of a dick. Instead of sticking it in you, you put you in it. They're certainly better than a hand.
>https://www.amazon.com/Masturbators-Realistic-Textured-Masturbation-Stroker/dp/B07H8GC6WL
I agree with u/peterpam79 prob not. The case dimensions don't look similar.
You best bet is just to buy an official case. They're not ridiculously expensive.