Have 1000 cheap chinese hats created with some inspirational quote for $1 / peice
Put up for sale on Amazon
Keyword tweaking
Post a natural looking picture to reddit of hat. Buy upvotes to get post started.
Just woke up and read your comment after having a dream featuring a reoccurring location; a house that keeps expanding every time I've dreamt about it over the past decade. It has hidden rooms and secret stair cases.
I came across two new rooms with the windows open. I go to shut one of them, then see DJT45 tied up, bound and gagged. (I'm almost 40 years old and have never dreamt about a president ever in my life, that I can recall.)
Instead of going to free him, I back track to make sure I'm not being followed. I "clear" at least one other room, with a window open, then double back to where the president was, but he's gone. I go into a 3rd room and there's a suit sitting behind the desk and Trump is now bound in a corner. Without any hesitation, I whip out a finger gun and point it at the suit behind the desk; close enough that he tried to hit my hand out of the way. As soon as he did, I got him in an arm grapple, pulled him across the desk, and locked his arm behind his back. With the president still bound and in my line of sight, I woke up...
TLDR; Dreamt about the president after talking about dream manipulation technology, having never dreamt about any president ever in my life. Since REM sleep, and what you did the day prior seems to be relevant; I pressure washed a deck for a few hours until the sun went down yesterday. Went to the hardware store for some deck stain, got a compliment on my Trump hat That's about it...