The best Natural Food Cooking books: Reddit reviews

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There's a whole cum cookbook out there somewhere. I don't feel like looking for it but I've gotten it as a gift for a white elephant exchange with friends once.

Edit: got unlazy. It's called Natural Harvest.

Amazon link in case anyone wants to buy it for a friend: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Here's some more resources:

Natural Harvest

Semenology

He got that info from this post incase you’d like to learn more.

In the comments of that post, someone also shared a legit 62-page semen cookbook.

A friend once got gifted a cooking book.. for cocking with sperm...

https://www.amazon.de/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

This is my favourite one, https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

There's also a bartenders serving guide, https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

I think this is what you're looking for.

Sooooo, there’s this recipe book called Natural Harvest and I’m honestly wondering if maybe your roommate had a copy. Haha.

You don't know what's bad until your friends make you something from the Natural Harvest cookbook

Edit: There’s a version for bartenders as well

I mean there's a cookbook and a bartending book.

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_CispCb7CHFK5A

Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ajspCbDKNMGC7

There is a book of semen based recipes on Amazon...

I bought one for a friend's birthday, and it is truly disgusting. I recommend the recipe for man made oysters.

He should have not jizzed in it, and instead just left this book lying around.

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

There’s an author who has a couple of recipe books out, one for food and the other for drinks... all for cooking with semen.

So, apparently it’s a thing ��

If you are curious, but don’t trust my link (it’s to the book on amazon), you can google Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer. The vast majority of reviewers are being campy or explicitly state they bought the book as a joke, but the author is very serious about it.

Video of him making the “Macho Mojito”

Idk if this is what the other redditor was talking about, but amazon has a listing for "Natural Harvest"; https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I highly recommend reading some of the available pages. It's hilarious, especially at the desserts section.

You're being downvoted for incorrect science.

The “incomplete protein” myth was inadvertently promoted and popularized in the 1971 book, Diet for a Small Planet (this is the 20th edition), by Frances Moore Lappé. In it, the author stated that plant foods are deficient in some of the essential amino acids, so in order to be a healthy vegan, you needed to eat a combination of certain plant foods at the same time in order to get all of the essential amino acids in the right amounts. It was called the theory of “protein complementing".

They also retracted that in later editions of that book.

Where did the concept of essential amino acids come from and how was the minimum requirement for essential amino acids derived?

Answer:

In 1952, William Rose and his colleagues completed research to determine the human requirements for each of the eight essential amino acids. They set the minimum amino acid requirement equal to the greatest amount required by any single person in their study. Then to arrive at the recommended amino acid requirement, they simply doubled the minimum requirements. This recommended amount was considered a definite safe intake.

It is virtually impossible to design a calorie-sufficient diet based on unprocessed whole natural plant foods that is deficient in any of the amino acids. (The only possible exception could be a diet based solely on fruit).

Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I don't know what's worse... that or this:

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

There's also this:

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

>semen is not food

???

^^be ^^wary ^^of ^^the ^^above ^^link ^^if ^^you ^^don't ^^want ^^your ^^amazon ^^suggestions ^^to ^^be ^^forever ^^tainted

Pozdrav.

Za početak bih ti preporučio knjigu: "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes". Kasnije možeš eksperimentirati i sa "Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook" ako te to područje zanima.

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Haha. I hadn't even noticed the bit about the stupid gravity fearing moms! Wow, everything about her is just super special. You can read the excerpt from her book here if you're interested, just scroll down a bit. I definitely didn't buy it, lol, just stumbled on it this morning. It's got a lot of little gems in it. Would be great if someone savvier than me could post it so we can all discuss.

There's a whole recipe book! It's called "Natural Harvest". I've never bought it, but it's funny.

Second vote for Katz's The Art of Fermentation more accessible for the home cook than the Noma one.

For sausages though, The Art of Making Fermented Sausages by Stanley Marianski is legendary in charcuterie circles.

Oh man, y’all do realize that there is an an entire “cum cookbook” right?

I remember seeing it a few years ago.

It’s wild

Edit: Found it!

I’d advise against looking at recipe photos lol. Yes, that nut flan

Looks like he has published several books.

Is it this one?

https://www.amazon.com/Foragers-Harvest-Identifying-Harvesting-Preparing/dp/0976626608/ref=sr_1_3?crid=IB3VFN72SCB4&dchild=1&keywords=samuel+thayer+books&qid=1623722749&s=books&sprefix=samuel+thayer+%2Caps%2C191&sr=1-3

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0976626608/ref=ox_sc_act_image_12?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

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this book is decent from what i can tell.

Crackers and jizz? What is this, a 70’s dinner party?

When you’re done serving the jellied salad and sliced-hotdog-and-pickle-on-toothpick hors d’œuvres, try upping your game.

Yes

You might find some ideas here... https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAouD_BRBIEiwALhJH6HU4bsRm_vj8i_VIwQ6VQm3FuCIiY11AKdaPR9WobAkPOARRldpKARoCPO0QAvD_BwE&hvadid=232485350052&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9000501&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=17126285205199869228&hvtargid=kwd-302173423673&hydadcr=15859_10272848&keywords=natural+harvest+cookbook&qid=1610133566&sr=8-1&tag=googcana-20

you don't need Tor to learn how to bake with semen. you can just buy a book with recipes on amazon:

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_oHYCBbWRHN52B

extra: make drinks with semen: Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_QIYCBbFZP3J9F

This is an excellent beginner guide that will steer you away from anything with a poisonous look alike.

Mushrooming without Fear

Excellent more advanced guides.

I highly recommend searching for mycology or foraging groups on social media specific to your region and joining a group hunt or doing a tour first.

Depends how you prepare it.
Read the book for more info; https://www.amazon.com.au/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1481227041