Hey guys, I just released a cheeky poetry chapbook called: A Poetry Book To Read (Or Sit On Your Coffee Table) So You Can Impress Your Friends. It is free on Kindle for the next two days.
Here is the Amazon description: This is the book you are looking for.
We all want our friends to think we are cultured and smart, but it's so hard to explore art and culture so you can be the first of your peer-group to discover the next masterpiece. You could spend subscription money on The New Yorker, or Poetry Magazine.
But let's be honest, you're not going to read those.
They look nice on your coffee table, sure, but what you really need is a foolproof, one-time purchase to prove to your friends that you appreciate the finer things in life. That's where this book comes in.
You don't even have to read it.
The title will earn you all the credibility you need.
If you do read it; however, you'll find some of C. Alexander's best work.
These poems explore the existential nightmare that can be modern existence, and they explore it through satire, mythology, and good old fashioned cynicism.
These poems are made for the twitter-generation, so don't worry, none of them are that long. Notice I didn't say the Tik-Tok generation; I don't know what those people like.
The best part is: if you enjoy this book, each copy comes with a link for a free download of Alexander's first book, The Cosmic Hello.
It's really two books for the price of one
So what do you have to lose? Okay, I guess a few bucks. What do you have to gain? The loving adoration of every person who sees you actively reading, or sees the implication that you might one day read this book.
(Author's note: None of these claims should be seen as fact, and will not hold up in a court of law, except maybe in California; you guys are wild out there.)
I released my book DTLA Hustler, and it went #1 in Amazon's humorous short reads category. For $2.99 (less than a latte) learn about how I lost 40 pounds while making money doing Postmates on foot in downtown Los Angeles.
Being #1 feels good. ;)
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https://www.amazon.com/DTLA-Hustler-Weight-Postmates-Courier-ebook/dp/B07MKF2ZSZ/
DTLA Hustler - my exploration of the downtown LA food scene using Postmates (and how I lost 40 pounds doing it on foot/bicycle). Enjoy!
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https://www.amazon.com/DTLA-Hustler-Weight-Postmates-Courier-ebook/dp/B07MKF2ZSZ/
DTLA HUSTLER - Doing a 5 day free promotion for my 5th eBook that I released yesterday! It's my exploration of the DTLA food scene by doing Postmates (and how I lost 40 pounds doing it all on foot/bike). Hustle on, my friends!
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https://www.amazon.com/DTLA-Hustler-Weight-Postmates-Courier-ebook/dp/B07MKF2ZSZ/
Free today on Kindle - Mommy and Daddy Want to F%#&, an adult picture book about a couple in need of a little "away time" from their kids. If you like it, please review on Amazon (40+ great reviews so far!)
Sounds like a good comedic book, but this sub is for free books.
Edit: They linked to the paperback, here's the real link:
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in https://www.amazon.com/Mommy-Daddy-want-Michael-Glouberman-ebook/dp/B0170EVRB4/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Hi guys. I wrote this ebook awhile back and recently made it free on Amazon for this week. That's right, this book is free until June 19th at which point it will return to its price tag of $2.99 (still not that bad but we all know how when it comes to beer, every penny counts).
The book teaches you 21 of my favorite drinking games from my college days (graduated about a month ago). You'll probably already know most of these, but I'm really hoping that you'll learn at least one new one from downloading this eBook. If anything, I'm sure you'll pick up a new or different rule for a game you already know.
If you love the book (or even if you don't) please help me by leaving a review on amazon athttps://www.amazon.com/review/create-review?ie=UTF8&asin=B00LZD5RAO&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=133140011&ref_=cm_cr_dp_no_rvw_e&store=digital-text
Thank You and go get your damn drink on!
Cheers!