The best
Sex Novelties:
Reddit reviews
From 3.5 billion Reddit comments
The best of Sex Novelties by number of unique Reddit comments:
Top Reddit reviews mentioning Sex Novelties:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/OXBALLS-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Black/dp/B01KKM5NKY
Let's awkwardly avoid eye contact and never discuss how i knew what brand to google
A box of dicks. Eat 4 servings of dicks.
Edit: I was right about the servings: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spencer-Fleetwood-Penis-Pasta-200g/dp/B0014BIY9I#immersive-view_1525520480476 second pic has nutrition facts.
I HIGHLY recommend Sensuelle Point Rechargable 20 Function Bullet for your wife. Easy to use, rechargable, different speeds. I'm also very sensitive to stronger vibrators and this one has been perfect for solo use as well as my SO using on me! I've purchased many vibrators over the years and for the past 4 years this has been my favorite. Half price on Amazon compared to in stores. There are cute color choices too!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EKH8O8E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_CiNWAbEYZRCKG
Clean yourself up, get a bottle of nice lube, this thing, then slowly start with the wider end and don't stop until it starts feeling good (or you feel sharp pain, which means you overdid it and should stop for the next 3-ish days). It's also a good idea to get yourself very aroused using your penis first and then focusing only on your butt.
If you're hitting the prostate right then it should feel like you're going to pee. If you start moving the toy more intensly then that "feeling" will instead become real pee coming out so you have to clench your butt muscles while going faster and harder. This has the added benefit of making it feel better, so you should honestly keep flexing and unflexing the muscles all the time even if you don't need to keep them flexed at all times.
You can try listening to a metronome audio like this on youtube to keep rythm for the strokes.
Try focusing on sliding the toy very slowly across the prostate. This, and toys with a similar shape do it very nicely.
The key is to go very slowly back and forth over the prostate for a very long time. It helps if you have someone else to do the moving for you as at least for me my arms tend to get tired before I get to finish. At some point the prostate should start to feel tingly and warm, and then it just keeps getting better from there.
Came here to say this! Then don't say anything when you serve dinner and wait for him to notice :-p
https://www.amazon.com/Gas-Works-Penis-Shaped-Pasta/dp/B0014BIY9I
No contest. Once you learn how to use it and experience it, it will seem like the best money you've ever spent. I've tried hundreds of toys, but the Pure Wand is the only one that is life-altering, no hyperbole. Don't take my word for it, read the nearly 700 reviews on Amazon saying the same exact thing. Nothing. Comes. Close.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FEKPCTU/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I know you're joking, but there actually exists a canvas designed to have sex on.
I only know it existed because of when I happened across the item while working at Amazon haha.
You could instead consider a love is art kit. You just have sex on the canvas while covered in washable paint, buy wood, stretch it. It just looks like a piece of abstract art splotches. I have one in my bedroom and everyone who has seen it has complimented it. Always gives me a chuckle.
Love is an open door! (Damn you for getting that stuck in my head!!!!)
Go to your local farmer’s market together and find what’s fresh, in season, and local. Butternut squash and sage risotto with browned butter was really good last week (I eat MOSTLY clean, so don’t really have a recipe for you), but I’m sure you could find one. Ultimately, it depends what is good where you live! I suggest something light, considering my next suggestion.
Love is Art Canvas and Art Kit : definitely not the cheapest activity (about 60 dollars), but you get a neat piece of modern art that the two of you create and you can choose how publicly you hang it. It does come in colors if you google it, I just linked the black and white on Amazon. Definitely messy, but a lot of fun and you can always smile knowingly at each other if you hang it somewhere other than the bedroom and a friend asks about it ;-) Depends how open you are/what you want to tell them!
So the best way to learn as I understand is to use one of the g-spot hooks. They sell them on amazing and they're basically this really curved piece of stainless steel. Even women in the comments say they accidentally squirted from using it.
https://www.amazon.com/Njoy-Pure-Metal-Polished-Steel/dp/B00FEKPCTU
Next I think it's important to understand YOU WILL FREL LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO PEE. DONT RUN FROM THIS SENSATION.
Lastly look at instructional videos!
Yep! They make plastic, numbered, cut-off-to-release locks that work exactly for what you're looking for.
Here's an example (designed for chastity, so you can see how it works): https://www.amazon.com/Master-Keyholder-Numbered-Plastic-Chastity/dp/B00M249E2W
That being said, if you buy them in bulk and from a manufacturing site, you can get them way, way, way cheaper. I think I have a bulk set of 500 for like $30.
Use plastic numbered locks. Just cut them in an emergency or with permission. He knows the unique number so he'd know of you opened without his permission.
Something like:
https://www.amazon.ca/Master-Keyholder-Numbered-Plastic-Chastity/dp/B00M249E2W
Best to get yourself a toy. It's pretty hard to anally finger yourself, although certainly possible and it is fun feeling it from both your finger and your ass perspective. But you can only go so deep with your own finger. I'd highly recommend the nJoy Pure wand - https://www.amazon.com/Njoy-Pure-Metal-Polished-Steel/dp/B00FEKPCTU
I won't shame them for it. Who knows what the dude would have done if she wanted to bail mid blowjob. OP had a bad day with a bad dick. If she wants to see him again she can buy him this.
Have to be sure we drain all that squirt.
Time for the njoy wand to own her gspot.
https://www.amazon.com/Njoy-Pure-Metal-Polished-Steel/dp/B00FEKPCTU
When I combine the njoy with the hitachi the brain melting begins in earnest.
Remote control chastity cage...
Webcam and sharpies...
Clone-a-willy. They make something like clone-a-pussy, or something like that... I think AdamAndEve carries them.
Mail her your keys. Keep a spare for EMERGENCY!... Use https://www.amazon.com/Master-Keyholder-Numbered-Plastic-Chastity/dp/B00M249E2W?ref_=d6k_applink_bb_dls_failed
to make sure you dont tamper.
Custom engraved locks/keys with her initials. And/or matching tattoos.
Chore lists, punishment/rewards... Points system to earn pics/vids/chats with KH. I have a small spiked cage for punishment, a couple of medium-sized ones for comfort every day... And I have some that allow Room to Grow for playtime.
My KH and I are both busy, professional adults with little time. It is a lot like a long distance relationship. These are a few things i can think of off the top. Curious to see what everyone else comes up with.
I can only imagine what having a vagina feels like, but I do know what a butt feels like.
A toy like the NJoy is a good for discovering what internal parts feel good.
There are cheaper versions of the Njoy that will also do the trick.
There are these "couple in one things but they're really just a joke thing. This is one of those ideas that's hot in theory, but the reality ruins it. Short of supergluing your groins together (do not superglue your groins together) (seriously) (stop googling how much Costco sells bulk packs of superglue for) (well at least put the local ER on speed dial) this isn't practical due to how human bodies and sleep works.
Also, this sex art down the road would be a fun surprise.
Love Is Art Canvas and Paint Kit - Abstract Art Through Intimacy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005PR28AS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_W7JPF9J7BXBYM9GASMS6
I know you said big, but how about different, but still filling.
Check out the Njoy Pure Wand https://www.amazon.com/Njoy-Pure-Metal-Polished-Steel/dp/B00FEKPCTU
It's polished stainless steel, so smooth you almost don't need lube. It's got a small end and a big end. I find the big end quite filling, and it perfectly hits my prostate. (I recognize you don't have one of those, but I bet it'll feel damn good).
I actually bought one of the knockoffs you'll probably see advertised on that page for 1/3 the price, and it's awesome. My wife (who isn't really into anal) loves it also for g-spot stimulation.
The cool thing about this toy is it's pretty much hands free once it's in. All you need to do is lie back and the weight of it does all the work as you wiggle around. You can also (obv.) use your hands for different sensations. It's also cool because you can sort of trap the free end between your legs and control it that way too.
Give it a go!
On the vast expanse of the internet?
My search terms were "amazon sex glove" and I got this as the first result.
It's almost identical.
Lucky for you, I ordered a box for a secret santa a few years ago, and I found it in my order history.
Enjoy... 😉
I don't know if you have a vibrator but to try it out get a Butterfly Kiss Vibrator from Amazon for really cheap. It's a great clitoral and g-spot vibrator that is gauranteed to give you an orgasm. I bought two for my lady friends and both told me they have had mind blowing orgasms. CalExotics Original Butterfly Kiss Vibrator - Multi-Speed Waterproof Vibe – Adult Sex Toys for Couples - Clitoral G Spot Massager – Pink https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001H55N7C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ztJwCbEPPR09D
Get the dog out of there and buy emo boy a blow up doll to help him manage his problems.
https://www.amazon.com/Loftus-International-Blow-Judy-Doll/dp/B010R6I8V4/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=inflatable+dolls&qid=1602280011&sr=8-1
​
Prime day is next week!
My wife probably has about 8 different vibrators from wands to rabbits to couples vibrators. This one is by far her favorite. Multiple speeds and has the power to get you there. It's made of silicone and rechargeable.
Sensuelle Point Rechargeable 20 Function Bullet, Purple https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EKH8O8E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_IqSyAbTAZGBND
Name: "Oxballs Finger Fuck Glove"
$36
Purchase Link:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KKM5NKY
Shout out to /r/ofcoursethatsathing and /u/HazekQT for this post giving the name:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/comments/5gis0u/a_finger_fck_the_wearable_sex_glove/
The Sensuelle Point is pretty nice in my opinion, it's much cheaper on Amazon than it is in most shops, plus 20 settings with various levels of intensity. If she's new to vibes entirely, maybe consider also getting her a Screaming O' mini vibe or something. They're smaller, less powerful, and IMO less intimidating, which makes them easy starter vibes.
Not to get TMI but when looking for vibes, keep her clitoral sensitivity in mind. If she jumps at the slightest touch, you might want to consider something less intense. If she's less sensitive, the wands are probably gonna be a solid bet. Same concept can be applied if you're going for an insertable.
I just ordered the n-joy wand, it should be here this week. Lots of folks have used it to good success!
https://www.amazon.com/Njoy-Pure-Metal-Polished-Steel/dp/B00FEKPCTU
edit: opps not under $30 sorry.