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Holy fucking shit do you want tinker to fuck games
Edit : Imagine Lens + Kaya OR The suggestion above , and you get fucking this (nsfw)
That goes into your butthole each game
Time. He needs some time without that kind of stimulation.
He needs to take it seriously as well, not masturbating without lube, only use the speed that he would have sex with, and a light touch is required.
If he's having with the light touch idea, Tenga makes a male masturbater that should provide a good buffer for a few sessions.
May I present the moby?
I’m definitely breaking out the moby for a huge cunt like that.
Edit: since apparently people like this, and y’all nasty, I’ll link the amazon page. Check out the Q&A
Also changed a few words. Y’know, for clarity.
As a guy it can be super fun to add applying a condom to foreplay. Another thing that was helpful for me was incorporating condom adjacent toys into foreplay. Such as a Tenga egg or a masturbation sleeve. - Tenga Egg on Amazon
my bad, misread.
A little silver bullet can do the trick but if you really want to save up and surprise her one day try this. Comes down to preference but basically most powerful/high acclaimed "massager" on the market.
You can get them off amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000NBS2RE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_2fedCb9FMQ0A3 It’s really good quality but it’s a little difficult to create. I suggest watching their YouTube video before trying!
Time to buy two of those sex machines, DIY an arduino hookup, and then write a program for it that will vary the speed of the secks and allow the computer to dom you both at the same time.
Magic Wand Massager with Free Wand Essentials Speed Controller https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0089175GE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_V5PdDbGDF624D
Forget literally every other suggestion you get. This is it bro. This is the one that will break your woman's mind and rocket her into another dimension. You know how they're always using magic wands in pornos for when they're trying to really brutalize a bitch with crazy orgasms? Yeah, those actresses aren't exaggerating. The things that a magic wand does to my woman make me wish I had a vagina. I'm convinced that I've given her more sexual pleasure in one night with this wand than I will ever receive in my entire life. Seriously bro, this is the one.
Straddle-horsey bounce bounce dildo-matic 5000
But the truth is nearly as bad.
Love botz bangin bench extreme stool.
I like mine best.
https://www.amazon.com/LoveBotz-Bangin-Bench-Extreme-Stool/dp/B06WD5QC6H
https://www.amazon.com/LoveBotz-Bangin-Bench-Extreme-Stool/dp/B06WD5QC6H
Enjoy! I know I love mine! Money well spent. There are cheaper ones from other companies but that red bench to mount the dildos on makes all the difference in getting the angles right to hit that g spot every stroke.
Will this one do, or are you thinking about larger dildos? It comes in black though, and it will be really hard to hide it properly.
I got this one after someone else on here recommended it. The dial thing doesn't really do much unless you put both the wand and the dial on II mode, but when it's like that the lowest setting on the dial gives you a slow but full vibration, and if you put the dial at max it's a really really fast vibration.
srs I do not understand the cult following of the Lelo products. they look weird, the performance is suboptimal, and they're EXPENSIVE. but then again, I'm a fan of the actual Punisher, so take my advice with several grains of salt.
Is it made for this purpose, or just happen to work out?
Edit: I think I found it, or something similar. Learn something new everyday.
https://www.amazon.com/TOM-Other-Suction-Dildo-Mount/dp/B00A52GCJG
A Hitachi Wand with a variable speed controller is absolutely amazing.
amazon.com/Magic-Wand-Massager-Essentials-Controller/dp/B0089175GE
Without the extra controller it can be way too strong for me or my wife.
Have a NSFW Amazon link. Personally I'd say it long since crossed into the "only if you're brave enough" category of potential dildos, but here we are.
For the "curious", it's a dildo.
> Total Length: 15.1, Insertable Length: 10.8, Maximum Insertable Width/Diameter: 3.9, Maximum Insertable Circumference (Girth): 12.25
Link to clean up your Amazon browsing history - may take 15-20 minutes to show up in there so you can remove it.
I use a TOM, but its a pretty obvious device. https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00A52GCJG/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
But its freaking awesome! positions things correctly and can take a riding!
This is the one I bought: Hismith
You can adjust from very slow to are you kidding me fast. Torque with no load at low speed will need some additional adjustment when putting under load...that is thrust for insertion. I typically get things lined up and slowly increase the speed (voltage) until the machine has enough torque to effectively insert itself. This also keeps you from treating your subject like a punching speed bag. Once inserted, adjust speed to appropriate level of squirm you desire.
At higher speed, it has enough torque to punch a hole or a nice thump. My only issue with the stroke is that it is very linear, meaning I wish it had a bit of pause at max insertion before pulling out. This will be something I will be modifying later so that it hits and stays firmly planted for a moment before withdrawing.
With any of these machines, there is a bit of subject adjustment that has to happen or if using with strict bondage, adjustment of the machine positioning.
This goes back about 15 years, purchased the product from an online sex toy shop. Apparently you can still buy it off Amazon. clone a willy if I remember correctly you make a plaster cast of your dick then pour in a rubber polymer.
Don’t have it anymore, but as I recall it was pretty stiff and not as pleasurable for her as the real thing.
Hmmm. Probably The Great American Challenge. It's a fucking huge dildo. It's not the dildo itself that's scary, it's imagining someone sticking it up inside themselves. I kinda want to buy it just because it's purple.
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Classic-American-Challenge/dp/B002E9I0F2
I got a Hismith machine on Amazon. Used an Amazon card and saved up points for it, only way I could justify the $450 for a fuck machine.
It's amazing. You can have a gentle slow fuck or an absolutely aggressive pounding at the twist of a knob. I've been able to have multiple anal orgasms in an evening.
There are a lot of attachments and dildos, all within the reasonable price of sex toys.
This is the one I bought my wife. If you made one yourself you could have the single rod go back the opposite direction making it half the length. I might be making a chair with the parts from this and the sybian underneath.
https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B01N6340A8
If you can afford it, get the app controlled version. There are patterns you can "play" that aren't just one speed.
u/Swegatronic can you send this dick mould kit to u/Its_Giza, and u/Its_Giza can you shove your pp in it and create a mold of your dick, then send it back to u/Swegatronic so he can suck on it? To be fair, you need drop a few pubes into the mold so that when it's done, swega can take a nice long slurp of that wang and feel the little pubes tickle his tongue.
Cheaper than a flight across the pond, mate!
Have you looked at a sex stool - can really help you bounce up and down on a dildo. My wife loves hers and cums/squirts like crazy.
A Hitachi Wand with a speed controller is never a bad gift.
https://www.amazon.com/Original-Magic-Wand-HV-260-Massager/dp/B00005M1WE
https://www.amazon.com/Wand-Massager-Speed-Controller-Hitachi/dp/B001TJ6MWQ
https://www.amazon.com/Master-Cock-Super-Dildo-Black/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1 here you go homie, it's on sale right now for 600 dollars instead of 1000 so it's a steal.
Just suggestion but you could look into getting her one of these if youre unsure about bringing another person into the mix. https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B01N6340A8
Yeah man, the second your spunk hits water it gets all thick and is pretty disgusting to clean.. Also, check these out, they sell them in Amazon and eBay, not to mention other places online individually instead of in six packs.. I got a single one for like 3 dollars on eBay and it was pretty amazing.. Tenga Easy Beat Egg Masturbator - Variety 6 Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002DE6SWA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_mEqtxbWYT6HDQ
I'm going to expand on my comment a bit.
This is the current version of the Magic Wand. Hitachi sold to rights to the manufacturer (Vibratex I believe) a number of years ago. The true Vibratex produced version has two setting Low (5000 RPM) and High (6000 RPM) and the bezel around the switch is square with a blue insert.
Many Amazon listings show the Wand with a speed controller, or other accessories. I'd highly recommend avoiding those as the wand manufacturer is unknown. If you decide you need attachments or (for whatever reason) a speed control purchase those as a separate item but use the link I posted for the purchase itself.
Now, none of this helps you if you're outside of North America. There is no Euro version of the Hitichi. Vibratex never made a model that was directly compatible with the 220v-240v standard found throughout most of the world. There are plenty of other manufacturer producing wind type massagers, but I can't speak to their quality of effectiveness.
If you're in Canada you can still order from Amazon, just select other sellers and order from etailz they sell the correct product and ship internationally, though it'll cost a few dollars more for shipping, and the trip take 7-14 days.
I work in a sex shop, and that egg could very well be a Tenga Egg. They're a popular men's sex toy, and they're sold in packs of six on Amazon. Source: https://www.amazon.ca/Tenga-Egg-Variety-Pack-No/dp/B002DE6SWA#nav-search-keywords
I thought you were gonna post a link of this: https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1&psc=1
(Also an amazon page, but you probably don't wanna view it in public)
I’m away from home 2 weeks at a time for work so I get a lot of solo play time. I’ve tried lots(like lots and lots) of toys over the years and can honestly say this is the best purchase I’ve made in some time.
True, but given the choice between a moderate ass fucking and facing the Great American Challenge(NSFW), Trump would choose the latter because it sounds less homoerotic.
The T.O.M. comes to mind. Unfortunately Amazon doesn't sell it where I live and I'm on the fence if I should import it from the U.S.
https://www.amazon.com/TOM-Other-Suction-Dildo-Mount/dp/B00A52GCJG
Everybody else in the TOC got to work 4-hour shifts. As the S6 with so few people we worked full 12. I was going to get mildly upset until I realized that I'm doing the same thing right now that I'd do on my time off. My room mate works the opposite shift so there's no 'baiting to be done in the chu, and that's pretty much the only thing I can do while off that I cannot do here at work, so...
So I guess I'm thankful for a super quiet work day since there are so few moving in and out and some people just didn't show up for their shifts.
That and my fresh box of Tenga Easy Beat Egg Masturbators. Seriously I don't know what I would do without them. They're a godsend.
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