The best Sex Toys - Machines & Devices: Reddit reviews

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Time to buy two of those sex machines, DIY an arduino hookup, and then write a program for it that will vary the speed of the secks and allow the computer to dom you both at the same time.

I have! This is the one I bought : https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0831JDM1M/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A2CW8M9LECJ5NW&psc=1

I was curious about them so I figured I'd get one to try out. The thrust speeds are nice on it because I can change them and speed things up, but you do have to move around a lot at first, trying to find a spot where it is comfortable because you have a machine thrusting stuff into you.

This is the one I bought: Hismith

You can adjust from very slow to are you kidding me fast. Torque with no load at low speed will need some additional adjustment when putting under load...that is thrust for insertion. I typically get things lined up and slowly increase the speed (voltage) until the machine has enough torque to effectively insert itself. This also keeps you from treating your subject like a punching speed bag. Once inserted, adjust speed to appropriate level of squirm you desire.

At higher speed, it has enough torque to punch a hole or a nice thump. My only issue with the stroke is that it is very linear, meaning I wish it had a bit of pause at max insertion before pulling out. This will be something I will be modifying later so that it hits and stays firmly planted for a moment before withdrawing.

With any of these machines, there is a bit of subject adjustment that has to happen or if using with strict bondage, adjustment of the machine positioning.

Small ones exist but they have downsides: they tend to be louder and just not work as well. It's a function of the physics behind what the machines do.

If you have enough privacy to feel comfortable using one, you probably have enough privacy to hide something of medium size. The HiSmith machines on Amazon are very nice and definitely the best value. They're cheap for the quality, powerful and very quiet. You can also have them controlled remotely.

This one is large when it's all set up, but the whole thing breaks down into a small case you can easily hide under your bed or in a closet somewhere:

https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B083VX56MY

Hismith Adjustable Sex Machine, 3XLR Connector Love Machine Male and Female Masturbation Thrusting Fucking Machine Pumping Gun with 8 Attachments https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08138GNCH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabc_nLeVFbTNG1EGV?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0774NKP8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This, he put it in another post of his

Yeah I shopped around for a while cos they can be pretty pricey. Here's the Amazon Link for the one I bought. It's not too expensive and it's a huge upgrade from my old one.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0774NKP8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Oops, I thought this was a different comment asking about the machine I own. This is a link for the Hismith, but there’s several places you can buy, including the Hismith website. https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Table-Top-2-0-Pro/dp/B08G4MQ2RN

Omfg they removed the tip activated function??? I have been looking to buy the tabletop version of yours but I don't know that I'll bother now :/ whyyyy would they do that

I got a Hismith machine on Amazon. Used an Amazon card and saved up points for it, only way I could justify the $450 for a fuck machine.

It's amazing. You can have a gentle slow fuck or an absolutely aggressive pounding at the twist of a knob. I've been able to have multiple anal orgasms in an evening.

There are a lot of attachments and dildos, all within the reasonable price of sex toys.

This is the one I bought my wife. If you made one yourself you could have the single rod go back the opposite direction making it half the length. I might be making a chair with the parts from this and the sybian underneath.

https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B01N6340A8

Hismith Fuck Machine

If you can afford it, get the app controlled version. There are patterns you can "play" that aren't just one speed.

My hole is nice and stretched by the XL Chorizo n' Eggs. I wonder how many real cocks I can fit inside me.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

My hole is nice and stretched by the XL Chorizo n' Eggs. I wonder how many real cocks I can fit inside me.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

My hole is nice and stretched by the XL Chorizo n' Eggs. I wonder how many real cocks I can fit inside me.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

My hole is nice and stretched by the XL Chorizo n' Eggs. I wonder how many real cocks I can fit inside me.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Here are the links for the Hankey's Toys XL Chorizo n' Eggs and the Fuck Machine I'm using.

Just suggestion but you could look into getting her one of these if youre unsure about bringing another person into the mix. https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B01N6340A8

Something like this https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Connector-Thrusting-Automatic-Attachments/dp/B0831JDM1M/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?dchild=1&qid=1601595098&refinements=p_36%3A1253520011&s=hpc&sr=1-13

What about this? it's a more compact hismith and more affordable. Looks cooler too lol. Not sure of the technical differences from the big one

Real-life experience: I got a fuckmachine and installed a sling in a quiet room. I smoke up on my favourite helplessness-inducing substance and let the machine abuse me.

I own an excellent fuckmachine. I dream of being with someone who would make it run on the fastest setting for extended periods of time while I’m high on some vulnerability-inducing substance.

Probably a realistically designed “cock n balls” style dildo that has a suction cup and you can either ride it, stick it to the wall, or put it on one of those machines that do the work for you.

It’s about the closest you can get without a real person. A lot more than just the sensation goes into it, like feeling the heat of another person, their sounds, etc.

Edit: idk if there’s anything that can accurately simulate oral, but I have seen a face dildo thing with a moving tongue, or one designed to do “the head bob.”

Here's the amazon link to the machine.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0774NKP8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Thanks! Here's the Amazon link to the machine. The dildo it comes with is pretty small so you'll probably want a bigger dildo or the suction cup attachment for your existing toys

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0774NKP8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Amazon where else 😆 Hismith Premium Sex Machine with KlicLok System - Love Machine with Remote Control - 8" Silicone Dildo, Ak-01 Series https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01JIPMYQU/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_wgIUEbKMZZXKY

https://www.amazon.com/Y-NOT-Automatic-Realistic-Dual-Penetration-Adjustable/dp/B086V3W3HF/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1H2F5XLNNN6BD&keywords=y-not+automatic+sex&qid=1668802545&sprefix=y-not%2Caps%2C198&sr=8-1&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.08...

This is what I bought. The Hismith of the same style was about twice the price but wasn't sure, like you, if I'd even like it. I did like the Hismith exclusive style attachment Kliclok over the Y-NOT's quick air connector. I modified mine though easily enough by super glueing a quick air to Kliclok adapter to both the long and shorter rods (if you don't your toys will spin around as they like). It definitely takes a good amount of time to figure out what angles and positions work best, but then again I'm solo and having a partner would make things a whole hell of a lot easier and much more fun. Oh, yes it can run both rods at the same time which not many other machines do from what I've seen. Have fun and happy searching!

Cash is running low, so I decided to sell. The machine is in working order with KlicLok dildo steralized. Purchased from amazon.

-Shipping from New York. Free shipping for local buyers.
-Total price I paid for everything was $546.24.
-Includes: 3.5" Suction Cup Adapter ($30); Machine with controller ($500).
-Note: The wire insulation was removed at the bottom, but the wires themselves are not damaged. The hismith machine works perfectly.
-Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B083VX56MY/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
-Using PayPal Goods and Services.

Up to 4.5" on the stroke length, and it's been quite maneuverable for my purposes. Here is the Amazon listing. It looks like it's dropped in price since I bought it, so I would consider a reduced price accordingly. https://www.amazon.com/Y-NOT-Automatic-Realistic-Dual-Penetration-Adjustable/dp/B086V3W3HF/

Very good machine so far (189$). Only one week for the delivery for me!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0774NKP8S?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

This one is similar to Hismith Premium form Y-Not too:

https://www.amazon.com/Y-NOT-Automatic-Realistic-Dual-Penetration-Adjustable/dp/B086V3W3HF/ref=sr_1_1?crid=NPOILL6C99BM&keywords=y-not+sex+machine&qid=1657138637&sprefix=Y-not%2Caps%2C66&sr=8-1