That bike is an unironic fanny pack. It's a pair of those late-80s wrap-around sunglasses. It's a special reunion episode of Prairie Home Companion. It gives carob treats to children. It means well, lives humbly and does no harm.
They would probably just point you to this:
https://www.amazon.com/Cover-Ups-Sunglasses-People-Prescription-Glasses/dp/B0040DR96Q
But if your vision is really that bad, consider maybe not driving.
FYI these sunglasses are also available on Amazon rebranded as "Merry's" sunglasses. About $3 bucks more, but you have the option to return for free if you dont like them + faster shipping. Great reviews on Amazon
Now that's a good idea! I just managed to find a pair on Amazon, so all I need to do is paint myself blue and I've got a nice obscure costume sorted for Halloween. It'll be all like:
"The snicker what?"
"The Thnikkaman."
"The what?!"
"Yeah, shut up, kid."
I got these on amazon and they're the best cheap sunglasses I've ever had. Comes with a good stiff case as well.
If you like that style (I do) check out the Gamma Ray sunglasses on amazon. ~$6/pair, polarized. I got turned on to them because they were thewirecutter.com's top pick for cheap glasses, and they're great for running!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00Q7FVURO/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Why doesn't he have a souped up electric scooter that does 20km/h on the slow setting? If I ever get old with all the white hair, I am gonna be old with drip and none of this cane business.
Picking up the gmilfs with my scooter with spinners and underglow at the mall in my funny cataract sunglasses. Old people get lonely and they don't have the time to dgaf anymore.
They don't even need to be "good". Cheap polarized glasses work pretty well. Cuts down greatly on dashboard reflection on the windshield.
I've used some from GammyRay Optics, a cheap Chinese brand. 3-pack for $10.
https://www.amazon.com/Polarized-Sunglasses-Women-Pack-Pairs/dp/B00Q7FVURO/
Depending on how frugal you want to be, I picked up these Merry's Sunglasses for about $12 on Amazon. Free no reason returns for prime members made it easy to buy a few pairs and send back the ones I didn't want. The ones linked were decent quality and fit nicely (I have a slightly larger head than average).
I got a cheap pair of $15 ones off amazon last week that are pretty good. Im not a huge sunglasses guy so i cant tell the difference between these and $100 ones.
What about those wrap around cover up sunglasses?
Wise Eyewear Cover-Ups Black Fit Over Sunglasses - Wrap Around Sunglasses - People Who Wear Prescription Glasses in the Sun (Black), X-Large https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D4QBVR5/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_AZ6cEb72PNS94
do you have a starting point of what style you like? otherwise, some suggestions --
https://www.moosejaw.com/product/julbo-vermont-classic-sunglasses_10260373
https://www.amazon.com/Cover-Ups-Black-Fit-Over-Sunglasses/dp/B07D4QBVR5
I tried to solve this problem as well. Oakley Vault is closest I came but it still isn't 100% crush proof and they are expensive.
The solution I went with was to buy some cheapo polarized glasses off Amazon (3 for $17) and just threw them in the top inside pocket of my Rucker. A pair just survived a GR Tough Challenge over the weekend with me constantly throwing 40-60 lb sandbags on top of it.
That way if it breaks, no big deal.
Update: I got a pair from here and used them at Electric Zoo this past weekend!!
They were super clear and not overwhelming at all! I kept them on for most of my night and didn't have a headache but loved the hearts. Definitely not the most intense hearts when you try them before sunset though, but great for a night set with lights!
My only complaint was that the design of the frames are pretty dorky/boxy but who cares, the hearts were beautiful :)
Interesting note: They did have the website "plurvision.com" printed on the bag when they arrived, even though the Amazon seller is listed as iHeartRaves/EmazingLights. The frames are black and unmarked though :)
I had a pair of those polarized sunglasses. I wear glasses as well so it's a pain. I just bought these 80 year old grandma sunglasses. The wrap arounds. Haha
Leds are so bright.
Cover-Ups Black Fit Over Sunglasses For People Who Wear Prescription Glasses in the Sun https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040DR96Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i2SPzbKEX9DEJ
I mean there's color options on all kinds of Amazon products (random sunglasses link, not affiliated), you can set up sizes and color options like this on Amazon for sure. I think they're just different products that are somehow linked together, but I'm not sure.
Retro Rewind Classic Polarized Sunglasses https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NWJ1R62/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Bvv.xbRM2KPHZ
The best $10 sunglasses ever. The frame is a soft touch material, thick, seems well built. The lenses are polarized with a sort of a bluish/grayish tint. Really it is surprising how great they are given the price point.
GAMMA RAY CHEATERS 3 Pack Combo Polarized Flat Black Frame Sunglasses in Polarized Reflective Revo UV400 Lenses https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Q7FVURO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_Ajy.xbF3XKB56
All the time I see people with identical ones from ray bahn and the like. They're look good, are polarized, cheap as hell, just awesome.
Ive bought these in amazon, and they have been the best cheap sunglasses ive ever owned. (even beating $40-$50 pairs IMO). https://www.amazon.com/Retro-Rewind-Classic-Polarized-Sunglasses/dp/B00NWJ1R62/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474405536&sr=8-1&keywords=polarized+sunglasses
That's true. Although my goal is to create a more stylish version of those shield-style sunglasses that clip onto my eyeglasses (narrow rectangle style), which is probably pretty difficult. I might have to create a mold instead.
Of course, Step 1 for me is: learn how to use Blender. I'm not even at the Beginner stage of 3D printing yet.
I bought some they look just like the pic of kurt cobain ive had them for a while and no trouble yet
Going on holiday soon and need some non-Rx sunglasses. How do these Ray bans look?
I don't really know you about these but if it helps I have quite a narrow face which I think is oval in shape. Gonna be wearing with casual outfits like jeans/chino shorts + tee/OCBD
Can't go wrong with clubmaster's. Plus, they are currently on Amazon for only $80 and available for prime. No-brainer.
Are these legit? They seem so cheap to me. $80 for Ray-Ban Clubmaster.
Get Ray Ban Clubmasters or Knockoffs
The two that stick out in my mind are the Chevy Silverado HD and the HD vision sunglasses...