When I was a kid, my cat got hit by a car and died.
My Mum, seeing how upset I was about it, thought she'd pick me up a present on the way home from work to cheer me up.
I think she bought me a record or something.
It was a few years later that she told me she'd first gone to a bookshop, asked the guy what funny book he'd recommend, and he said 'How about this one - "100 things to do with a dead cat?"'.
[edit] - it was 101 things
I recommend the book 101 uses for a dead cat
Just kidding really, but the book might help you relieve some stress from the situation. I also have cats and feel for your loss of expensive electronics.
Which reminds me of this book: https://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160
Cat's can do hundreds of things that dogs can't do.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0517545160/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_108MRJ6EZYSCXF964SZ0
Perhaps he will pass on his great wisdom before passing, so a younger generation will know "101 uses for a dead cat"
They need to update this book:
https://www.amazon.com.au/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160
This book should come in handy.
Do the leaders usually exchange Christmas gifts? I think Starmer could give Johnson this
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101 Uses for a Dead Cat https://www.amazon.com/dp/0517545160/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_AGSW0SZ2HGS3RDR0H3GW
101 Uses for a Dead Cat https://www.amazon.com/dp/0517545160/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_AGSW0SZ2HGS3RDR0H3GW
Reminds me of this. https://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160
I don't hate cats. They have a ton of uses!
https://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160#
Looks like they can use them all!
My dad is allergic - we had Simon Bonds' 101 Uses For a Dead Cat on our bookshelf too...
Someone with am ironic mind, served with a twist? I bet you mix a mean Mojito!
A throwback to the 1980s;
<strong>101 Uses for a Dead Cat</strong>
and the sequal
<strong>Cat's revenge: More than 101 uses for dead people</strong>
On a serious note you can for a small fee get the ashes back from most vets you can then safely dispose of the ashes somewhere and visit when ever you wish.
Boy, you can tell you're not a child of the 80s...
101 Uses For a Dead Cat. There's a couple books in the series. Actual funny stuff! (Or at least it was when I was in Jr. High.)
The artist must have been a fan of this book, back in the 80's:
http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160
Heard of "101 used for a dead cat?"
Buy her a coffee table book.