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Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum on Amazon.
> Even a small bottle of lubricant will eventually find its way to the bottom of your feet. If you bathed in this you would become frictionless and have to slide along the ground to get help.
Just gonna fuck in a small pool of lube from now on. Finally a good use for this product
No, that's wire-pulling lube. You want this, instead.
I went on a tour of the Kink.com Armory before they (sadly) moved out - they had a drum of that, and a drum of silicone lube (I think it was Wet Platinum). I'd hate to know what that cost.
Yeah, that's why I buy this.
And not just for the free shipping.
Dann wirst du das ein oder andere 200 Liter Fass Gleitcreme brauchen. Bleib standhaft!
This is on her amazon wish list.
Honestly, who fucking needs 55 gallons of lube for a grand? I mean, I'm sure someone, but it's still preposterous. ಠ_ಠ
Whats great about that is the last thing I looked at on Amazon also came from Reddit and was a 55 gallon drum of lube.
I can only imagine the kind of picture the good folks at Amazon have of me right now.
silicone based lube lasts the longest if you are not using condoms. It is hard to clean up though. Sliquid Silk has silicone suspended in a water based mixture so it cleans up better but doesn't last quite as long.
Or perhaps since this is BDP you should just go for quantity with this 55 gallon drum.
If you managed to make it through all the material in the term you should be fine.
If you're missing most of the last chapter, you'll probably need this to prepare yourself for the worst.
> going to buy lube is awkward
That's what Amazon is for. :-)
Buy once and never worry about awkwardness ever again as long as you live:
too funny, that person be a freak! >This thing here. It is used to assist in elephant insemination, but I know someone on here has bought this for... other reasons. What did you do with all this lube?
Those are pretty cool designs. The 3rd and 4th may fit if you hit it fast enough. I have always wondered what possible application this would have. We may have found one.
GAROPOLOL looks like the kinda guy who carries travel sized container of your favorite lube.
Keep on it. Started trading at 12 and haven't stopped. Did you end up hopping on IFON at all? I've held this one awhile and made enough money yesterday on the 70% jump for a few 55-gallon drums of lube!
Make sure you use enough.
Oh and please don't put perron in head first, that's just adding insult to the poor guy
Adding on that the thing I like most about j-lube is that you can mix it in whatever batch size you want or need and also as thin or as thick as you require! The best!
(Unless of course you just want to buy a 55 gallon barrel of lube [link] )
hint, read the reviews
Don't want the character Marie Schrader on Breaking Bad, it helped but it sounds like. SOMEONES GONNA NEED TO GET OUT" and i love that one.
> For starters no one is going to follow or look at your tweets if they are just ads.
Depends on the product. If they sell say ladies' shoes, and start a campaign promising to offer special deals exclusively on Twitter, advertise it on their website or if it's mail-order, insert a tasteful 3 x 4 flyer in the shoebox (maybe of one gal whispering the deal into her girlfriends ear "Psst! You want to know a secret? Bob's Shoe Emporium has 20% off on mules if you follow them on twitter!", then they will get subscriptions.
Now if his company sells water heaters or 55-gallon drums of personal lube, then yeah it's a waste of time.
Then they can insert the occasional ad for new products, whatever in between every once in a while.
Most of the time, I would laugh this off as something funny but not really plausible.
But then I saw this:
Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
Now every time someone references a "huge tub" or a "giant anything" of lube, I have to think, "sure, that's totally legit man."
Anyone know if the funny fake reviews on funny products like the 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon ([link]) would be at risk. If they're going after these reviewers, could they go after funny fake reviews?
Just go store-bought. If price is a concern, buy bulk: [link]
Perspective: This is going in your rectum. It doesn't need to be free-trade, organic, lovingly hand-crafted from ambergris.
In the wah-mbulance, we use KY jelly to put cannulas in noses. If it can go up your nose, it can go in the other end.
You could order 8 of these and spend the remaining 237.12$ on large plastic sheets (for building a slip and slide) as well as speedos, bikinis, towels and wood and stuff for a bonfire. Then, all you need is some open field and fliers/craigslist advertisments/online postings on reddit and 4chan.
Ok, I'll be honest, I've just been looking for an excuse to use the link to that ridiculous product in some context, but when are 55 gallons of lube ever relevant?
Don't worry OP, my grandparents are leaving their entire estate and savings to their pets (5 cats and 1 dog) when they pass on.
Believe me when I say that I will have to order a barrel of lube when that time comes.
First of all, nononono you're missing the 'subtlety' here. Notice my use of " ' " around subtlety as a means of saying it really wasn't subtle at all.
Second of all it's kinda obvious your site isn't an image board, I mean common. What do you take me for, a retard? I'll have you know I'm a Navy Seal and you don't want to hear me tell you about all my medals that necessitate me not being a retard.
...I'm milking this too much, have a nice day.
I bought this so I wouldn't have to keep buying more oil. It's a little more expensive, but its so much easier than going to the store once a year to replace the oil in the motor. Works great for oiling up the flight control surfaces and helped me join the mile high club! (Literally a mile high, not those fucking posers that fuck in airliner bathrooms)
Well sex really is about vulnerability - I'd honestly say to just relax heavily about it, use what seems like far too much lube (SFW), and take it slow.
Its definitely going to feel 'off limits' at first, its something you more or less have to just sort of push through - no pun intended.
I just had to see if that was real, it is but I only found a 55 gallon drum of lube ;D
I do automotive detailing on the side as a hobby and make a little money with it. I was looking for 1 gallon and maybe even 5 gallon bottles of clay lube because it's one of the things i go through pretty quick. but a 55 gallon drum of adult sex toy/play lube popped up lmao.
Just in case anyone is wondering here is the 55 gallon drum of lube in question. Make sure you read the reviews.
now we know who keeps these guys in business
> Fuck- Steamax for the R O B O C O C K
You're gonna need a lot of lube for that Robocock to get any momentum. Like... a lot of lube
Their world view that they are marginalized is not entirely wrong. They are just butt hurt that they can't get what they want because they are not a majority. Maybe Passion should send over a care package.
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I'm too cheap and lazy to get lube. Plus I would have to get this quantity a month if I used it every time I beat the meat.
I really need to just go all-in and buy it in bulk.
(If you've never read the reviews for it, do yourself a favor and check em out. They're pretty amazing)
Definitely Amazon... You'll have to use up the contents first, but this looks like it would certainly fill your need for a water barrel. :-) barrel of lube edit: if you need more than one, there is a dash button available!
This huge barrel of lube by that company is water-based, but they don't specify the ingredients.
Posted for comic relief.
Do watch out for oil-based lube if you're going to use a condom.
I prefer water-based lubes myself (they're easier to clean). There are several, but the things to look for in reviews is how long until the product gets sticky/gummy and if it is safe as personal lubricant.