I'm 1 for 3 in terms of Christmas gifts to my parents. Bought dad a roku because he was having trouble with his chrome cast. He's getting a brand new smart TV. I bought mom a bunch of tea from, but she can only have decaf. damn it. But they liked the calendar of dogs shitting.
I got it on Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Pooping-Pooches-White-Elephant-Calendar/dp/B0754Y9GNH
What an excellent submission for next year's calendar!
https://www.amazon.com/Pooping-Pooches-White-Elephant-Calendar/dp/B0754Y9GNH?th=1
I just bought this for my dad this Christmas: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0754Y9GNH
I feel like Pooping Pooches has a nicer ring to it.
I don't know if you have time to order something off of Amazon, but I gave this calendar last year at a White Elephant and it was amazing.
Dogs Pooping always the answer
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