I cheated and looked up good gifts for white elephant because I was literally clueless and I landed on Handerpants
Unfortunately, no buffs are included with the base model. Gotta get premium for the groin buff.
(4). Underpants for..... your hands.
What you need, sir or madam, is a pair of Handerpants.
This would go great with these, gotta protect those move controllers too! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002Q0L6UK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_5ydgybZGZSVCK
Although, having said that, I have now discovered HANDERPANTS