Want to feel like an absolute nut job? Feeling a little squirrely from quarantining all year? BEHOLD! Hand squirrel. Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXQD54H/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_wF48FbXDP87GY Now you can live out your wildest tree scaling , nut hiding, bushy tailed fantasies that your parents said was “just a phase”.
Not entering. Probably a terrible post bc I'm on mobile, but I saw this last month and went wtf. So I needed to find it again for you.
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Does your kid want a puppy for Christmas but you are worried about the responsibility of them not caring for it? Perhaps you have allergies or simply don't like animals. Whatever the reason is, now you can make your child's dream come true with their very own pet squirrel hand! Just think of all the fun your child can have with their new best friend! They can climb trees, eat nuts and go on adventures! And the best part is that they will continue to care for their handy best friend even through their teen and adult years, if you know what I mean 😉 Order now and we will even throw in a free pack of nuts!
Ya, the biggest difference is that this is a couple of hours whereas millions of trucks are currently out there delivering stupid shit like squirrel hands, baguette slippers, and Donald Trump chia pets.
Dumb shit wastes time energy and resources, and damages the environment all the time for no good reason. This at least has a good reason.
Why wouldn’t you want this?
You need a friend!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXQD54H/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_02s1FbXEFWRW5
Although, it’s creepy...it’s adorable!
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/dl/invite/8ypPOCP?ref_=wl_share
Anything made by Archie McPhee is a White Elephant exchange winner! Like this ridiculous squirrel!
Item | Current | Lowest | Reviews |
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Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel | $9.39 | $9.39 | 4.6/5.0 |
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Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXQD54H/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_8FCT3Z7FP2QVJKQYT159
Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXQD54H/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_QZ7SPTE5YQZFT4BAQNBH
I bought it like this so blame the retailer lol. Sauce
Here's the link for those interested. This company makes other kinds also.
Do you mean this or the title?