{"product":{"product_id":"B003TPGPUW","title":"Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment CB-1000","price":null,"image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/31zHOU8QEpL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW"},"comments":[{"body":"On hot Summer days like today, I let my [glorious $25 bidet ](https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1532452353\u0026amp;sr=8-5\u0026amp;keywords=bidet)shoot water at my butthole for 5 minutes longer than needed while scrolling Reddit.","subreddit_name":"AskMen","author":"Toastwaver"},{"body":"[save $25 as fast as you can!](https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW) I bought one on amazon 4 years ago and its still the best money I ever spent. My boss and 3 of my friends followed suit and are all happier people as a result.","subreddit_name":"funny","author":"SativaCyborg89"},{"body":"Before we moved in, I hired a forensic cleaning company to completely clean sanitize the whole house. (Well, except for the basement.) Being able to move into a perfectly clean house where I didn't have to worry about my then-infant daughter touching something nasty was a huge help.\r\n\r\nInstalling [bidets](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1) on the toilets in the house was a big hygiene improvement, especially for my daughter.\r\n\r\nEpoxy coating the garage floor has saved tons of time in spill cleanups.","subreddit_name":"HomeImprovement","author":"bubonis"},{"body":"Everyone on this subreddit, go on Amazon and get yourselves a bidet! Less than $30 to access that cooling booty relief, it’s also a major toilet paper money saver. [This is the one I have](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_mXY5CbH8H2YFS), godspeed y’alls’ buttholes.","subreddit_name":"ibs","author":"poopyconnoisseur"},{"body":"Everyone should have a bidet in their home. They're not all that expensive either unless you go with a high end Japanese model. I think I spent [$25 on mine](https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW?tag=0fa-20) which has lasted 5 years so far, and is the best quick fix for summer swamp ass.  \r\n\r\nEdit: added amazon link to the bidet I have","subreddit_name":"Portland","author":"p0rtIand"},{"body":"It's basically a jet of cold water that's aimed at your asshole. I've owned [this exact one](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1) for just over a year now, and it's legitimately one of the top 10 purchases of my entire life. That's not even an exaggeration. It has a dial that lets you adjust the pressure of the water, so that you don't accidentally give yourself an enema. The nozzle is already angled so that the water hits the right target. Seriously, buy one. It'll change your life.","subreddit_name":"videos","author":"MidwestDrummer"},{"body":"Or you can go super cheap and get one that doesn't require electricity but shoots ambient temperature water.\r\n\r\n\r\nAstor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment CB-1000 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_h0IbBbT6ZMWN5\r\n\r\n\r\nEdit: link that has 6.6k reviews instead of 60.","subreddit_name":"mildlyinteresting","author":"bungabeard"},{"body":"Well, to be fair, you can get a simple bidet on [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_5?s=kitchen-bath\u0026amp;ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1505923349\u0026amp;sr=1-5\u0026amp;keywords=bidet) for $25. In the long run, it'd end up costing less since its life span is certainly longer than toilet paper. ","subreddit_name":"CasualConversation","author":"jjcrepeau"},{"body":"Actually, according to Amazon it will be 6 years this September. The one I ordered is here [Astor Bidet](https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=ppx_od_dt_b_asin_title_s00?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1), and it was $26 at the time, which was the normal price not a 'sale'. Sadly the cost looks to have doubled now (probably price gouging because of demand).","subreddit_name":"Whatcouldgowrong","author":"saegiru"},{"body":"DO NOT shave with a razor or even clippers/buzzers. The first day or two might feel nice, but MARK MY WORDS, the next 6 months to a year will be the worst itchiest hell you have ever experienced.\r\n\r\nGet some mirrors, take some adderall and go at it with scissors is your best bet. \r\n\r\nALSO, you can get a relatively cheap bidet (~30$ and up) that attaches to a standard toilet from Amazon. This thing changed my fucking life.\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen-bath\u0026amp;ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1475189629\u0026amp;sr=1-1\u0026amp;keywords=bidet\r\n\r\n","subreddit_name":"Drugs","author":"rougekhmero"},{"body":"Of course!  Right now /u/fillup420 and I have the [Astor Bidet](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;psc=1), it was $25 on Amazon and it is seriously amazing.  \r\n\r\nStay away from the high-pressure setting though.  We use that to clean our mirror on the other side of the room.","subreddit_name":"CampingandHiking","author":"the_last_hairbender"},{"body":"This might be tmi but have you ever used a bidet?  I got one on Amazon like [this](https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical--1000/dp/B003TPGPUW) that hooks up to a normal commode.  It's pretty forceful even on the lowest setting and you can really get it blasted into nooks and crannies.  For that fresh clean feeling!  And it's not a bad way to wake up in the morning ;)","subreddit_name":"nottheonion","author":"pocket-ful-of-dildos"},{"body":"Dude the cheapest one on amazon is [$25](https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_5?s=kitchen-bath\u0026amp;ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1494269566\u0026amp;sr=1-5\u0026amp;keywords=bidet). That is the one I have and it works great, like seriously I will never go back to wet wipes and tp only. ","subreddit_name":"todayilearned","author":"mastersword130"},{"body":"Too lazy to install it on my toilet. \r\n\r\nWith that being said, a bidet is super easy to install and [is only $24.95 on Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_5?s=kitchen-bath\u0026amp;ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1503109856\u0026amp;sr=1-5\u0026amp;keywords=bidet). ","subreddit_name":"AskAnAmerican","author":"tomanonimos"},{"body":"One was ordered from Amazon, Astor and the other one I found on chance on clearance at Kohl's department store.  I don't recall the brand and not at home. But that one I like better, it's very similar but has more pressure.  \r\n\r\nAstor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment CB-1000 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_xN.hAbYHQT2YE","subreddit_name":"HomeImprovement","author":"FreeThinker76"}]}