I've told this story on here before, but the year that my boss had decided he was going to stop giving xmas bonuses he called us all together and gave the whole "Thanks for all your hard work this year, couldn't have done it without you, blah blah blah, no bonuses this year. But I do have gifts." It was these cheap crappy hula girl dusters that he had just picked up on his like 10 day long holiday vacation to Hawaii with his family. He said it would make cleaning the store "more fun" for us. We all thought it was a joke and then realized he was being serious. It was hella insulting.