For those that don't know the works of B. Kliban, this is from his seminal book, Cat.
From the early 80s when i picked up my first Kliban book, his humor, irreverence, surrealism and outright dismissal of reality has shaped my world view and sense of humor. He died far too young and i miss him dearly.
https://www.amazon.com/Cat-B-Kliban/dp/0911104542
Despite the date on the Amazon page, I recall my mom having a copy of it in 1980 or so.