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Hello, /r/selfpublish!

I have just released my first bizarro novel under the pen name Franko Strannoto, and it's available as an ebook on Amazon. A paperback version will come out soon, too.

Mark and Sylvia find themselves being chased by Santa's elves on reindeer-drawn assault sleighs. This year, Santa wants to use his presents to conquer the world, and they are the only ones who can stop him. Evading his heavily armed elven hit squads, they must find a way to get to the North Pole, confront Santa, and save Christmas before it's too late.

Ebook $3.99 on Amazon. Paperback $9.99 on the very same place, to be released in a few days.

I just released my first bizarro novel under my pen name Franko Strannoto as an ebook! It's Christmas-themed and completely insane! The two protagonists must run away from Santa's elves who chase them on reindeer-drawn assault sleighs, and they have to find a way to get to the North Pole and confront Santa Claus before he can dominate the world with the evil things hidden in his Christmas presents.

You can buy it here: https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Presents-Franko-Strannoto-ebook/dp/B078HV61LX/

A paperback version will be released very soon, but it looks like I have to make some adjustments to my cover file (Createspace just sent me an email saying the spine text is slightly off-center and the text on the back reaches into the bleed... oh well, back to editing the image!)

If you like the cover art, I commissioned it from u/JordanJardine

Now I just hope I'll manage to get the paperback out before Christmas... damn that formatting :D

It's Christmas time, a wonderful time where fantasy is everywhere, with Santa Claus delivering elf-made presents on flying reindeer.

But in my newly released book Christmas Presents, something's wrong with Santa this year. Mark's grandfather warns him that Santa's presents contain something evil this year, but he's killed by an armed squad of Santa's elves before he can tell him anything more.

Now, Mark and his wife Sylvia find themselves running from armed elves on reindeer-drawn assault sleighs, and they must find a way to get to the North Pole, confront Santa Claus, and save Christmas before it's too late.

Buy Christmas Presents now as an ebook on Amazon for $3.99. It will also be available as paperback in a few days.