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I don't bottom much but I do have this shower attachment that has never failed me when I was in that type of mood. I think the problem with most guys is they think that more water is better - but it's not. You're only trying to clean the first portion of your rectum. If the water goes up into your intestines, it will trigger more than you've bargained for at that point. A little water a few times until it comes out clear and that's it.
I go once every morning, sometimes again later if I eat a lot.
I bought this shower attachment (haven't used yet). Should I get a longer wand attachment? Not sure if it matters if I just hold the water in long enough such that it flows up into the colon or if I need to actually get the attachment to go up to the colon.
Reading this, it very much reminded me, of, well, me, including the conflicting recommendations :-)
For example, I had exactly this problem "'Ive done enemas with a bulb and it seems like every time it takes over an hour of filling myself up and emptying out before the water runs clear. " And it is certainly a mood killer, to say the very least. And further, according to some sources, a simple wipe is all that is needed but this would NEVER work for me (perhaps because we go at it pretty hard..not sure).
Anyhow, I tried enemas with bulbs, different positions, holding the water longer, and really nothing seemed to work consistently. And even when it did, I was worried that there would be a mess which, again, is certainly a mood killer. This was unfortunate because I really love getting pegged hard (really hard).
After much searching, and at one point almost calling it quits, I decided to go "all in" and pushed my chips to the center of the table so to speak. By this, I am referring to a shower enema (I have this one: https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2)
At first, the thought seemed a bit much and quite involved. But let me tell you, it has been an absolute game changer. I quite literally hop in the shower, and am completely cleaned out in about 5 minutes (on average). I have been doing this for about 6 months, and not only has there never been a mess, the pegging itself has felt even better. I think this is mostly psychological, in that I can completely give in to the experience and enjoy.
(I will also take fiber as well, which seemed to help, but the game changer was the shower enema).
Prep and protection. I don't recommend going from zero to penis if you don't have much experience down there. Try not to eat too much leading up to fun time but definitely include lots of fiber in your diet. Makes prep work easier if you have something like this. A lube launcher and a cute butt plug to warm up with aren't bad ideas either. If pain is a problem down there you could try numbing cream or poppers but I don't recommend them for the inexperienced. There's potential to do harm with numbing cream and poppers just aren't good for you.
https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2
Bought this enema hose thing to use in the shower. Put the beak inside you, turn on the warm water, fill your insides up, shit everything out, repeat until the water comes out clean.
you should do two cleanings an hour apart before hand.
you should invest in a shower shot rather than chemical douches or slow water baths.
Hey there, Bi man here. The secret is cleaning out the colon beforehand. Get the enema shower adaptor, spray cold low pressure water inside. Then quickly move to the toilet. Repeat until water comes out clear.
You have to get over the whole "poop is nasty" mindset. It is but that doesn't mean you'll be ingesting it your mouth.
Good hygiene is whay makes anal enjoyable. I recommend everyone try it a few times, and get something like this.
https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2
Basically, drink lots of water, eat lots of fiber, poop like normal, then lube this thing up, run water up your butt, and release. Some people prefer to walk over to the toilet and release. My suggestion is to always have a spray bottle of bleach solution so when you're done releasing (into toilet or shower drain) you spray the entire tub and toilet area to disinfect.
If you want a quick prostate play, usually a few cycles of fill up and releasing will do good, if you're like me and enjoy 4 hour long prostate stimulation you'll need to spend about 30 minutes cleaning, making sure everything up in the system gets released. You'll notice as you gain more experience poop upstream finds its way out after a longer session, you'll learn your body.
Then when you're all done, take all your toys to the shower, wash with mild soap then clean yourself down, spray the shower with bleach solution again.
It sounds like a lot of work but once you get the process down its not more tedious than brushing your teeth.
I've done a pretty good job helping women out in this department. Here's a few tips...
If she wants the job done right (and by "right", I mean painless), she should loosen herself up with a well lubed finger.
Take Khia's advice and lick it before you stick it. It's an effective way to loosen her up prior to using your fingers.
Trim and files your nails!
Use a little lube and your pinky, and pencil (eraser first), to put a condom deep inside her ass. Then use your fingers or toys, with a lot of lube inside the condom. This puts a layer of insensitivity between her nerve endings and the action.
Be patient, and fully exhaust her before starting the anal penetration. A few intense orgasms will wear down her sphincter's ability to keep tight.
Nothing will embarrass her more than making a mess. Consider something like this.
I use the CleanStream shower system. It's quick and easy and have only run into problems maybe 2 or 3 times ever, but that's because I was in a hurry and wasn't paying attention to how much water I was putting inside me.
Yes a high fiber diet should keep you fairly clean but for me it's a psychological thing. I feel better knowing that I am clean as a whistle, which allows me to be present and focus on pleasure, not poop.
Link to the shower system I use: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&aaxitk=b013722e3a57cd5115e49e15000d6ea9&hsa_cr_id=4655777310701&pd_rd_plhdr=t&pd_rd_r=0b76a952-1ef6-4f9c-ac5c-87ae0ebd4a53&pd_rd_w=kzHZz&pd_rd_wg=fT1wR&ref_=sbx_be_s_sparkle_td_asin_0_title
Yes !!
Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
Hi! 🙂 Up your fiber game to make prep easier. Being super regular works in your favor here. Besides, it's healthy. Get yourself something like this, a few of these and a whole lot of this! Also, don't go from zero to penis. Start with fingers and a trainer plug set. Over time you can work yourself up to what ever shape and size you like! Just try not to fly too close to the anal sun Icarus. Anal fissures aren't fun at all and they can take a long time to heal, sometimes might require surgery! Ouch! 😆
Anyway, I hope this helps. Have fun. Stay safe! 💖💕
Yes. A green garden hose, butt naked, in the front yard, in front of the neighbors. 😂😂😂😂😂
Of course not. I use one of these.
Straight guys can thank us later.
Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_AH0MCF3QPCMZV71BS9WV
Guy here! I also clean my ass frequently. Here is my go to guide:
You'll need the following items.
An enima device such as: Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_DN4B2ZPZWHJKS7M0EPS3
You'll need lube (I use lotion, any sort usually works)
Waxing strips (I use nair)
Body wash (get two or 3 bottles)
Optional Penoxyl Peroxide:
Panoxyl Acne Wash 4% Bundle with PM Patches https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KVG2TML/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_470YZPMH9KDYPB7K1G6B?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Preparing the ass. If you need to poop do it before the cleaning process otherwise things will get messy. You'll want to poop if you can. If not that's okay. Just wipe and clean before hand.
Get some hot water going in the shower, and turn it to "warm" not steaming hot but not lukewarm either.
Lubing the ass. You'll want to apply a great amount of lube on your cheeks and between them as well, right on the crack.
Lube the enima device with warm water, apply body wash and the lotion (lube) as well on the penatrating end.
Slowly insert the device into the anus. It will hurt at first but as you loosen up it gets better. Let it rinse.
The messiest part, you'll be pooping out warm poo in the shower which can dissolve with water and go down the drain. I recommend taking the device. So right before you'll feel like you're gonna shit, remove the enima end, poop out the water/poo mix coming out of your ass. Wash your ass with a wash cloth/body wash. Rinse, and repeat. Do this about 6-8 times (, depending on how much poo you store) until you get the pooping sensation again and it's no longer brown. It's just water.
Drying off. Your ass might be sore or hurt from your first time. Dry your crack with some toilet paper first then a nice soft fluffy towel.
Wax. Take the nair wax pads once you finished drying, apply them between the cheeks, on the inside of your cheeks, and on the crack as well. Leave them on for about 30 seconds to a minute and remove. This will remove the hair which can have tiny poop bacteria stuck to them. Then use the wax pad wipes to remove the stickiness
Shaving. I recommend using thick butter shaving cream. Apply on the hot ass (pun attended) with an electric razor and shave off the tiny hairs you may have missed with the waxing. Then repeat with a nice razer.
Penoxyl. Apply some wet water to the areas and lightly apply the Penoxyl Peroxide to help it shine and stay fresh then pat dry.
https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2/
https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Enema-Douche-Attachments-Aluminium/dp/B07GDPQY9F/
There are load of options. As always, try go for something high quality when it goes inside you.
Also a deep enema will make you cramp. Be gentle. Go slow. Be careful. Don't do a deep clean too often, it's not particularly good for your gut biome
I posted about this kit a few times: https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=sr_1_5?crid=1ID4K2X7ZEJP6&keywords=shower+enema+nozzle+for+men&qid=1641222070&sprefix=shower+ene%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-5
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Basically hook it up in the shower (I use the bigger attachment cause the small one was too strong) insert and clench your abs for a few seconds then release. Repeat that for a few minutes and you will be cleaned out for the rest of the day.
I use this every time I am going to bottom or just go to town on myself with dildos and never had an issue before.
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Guy here! I also clean my ass frequently. Here is my go to guide:
You'll need the following items.
An enima device such as: Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_DN4B2ZPZWHJKS7M0EPS3
You'll need lube (I use lotion, any sort usually works)
Waxing strips (I use nair)
Body wash (get two or 3 bottles)
Optional Penoxyl Peroxide:
Panoxyl Acne Wash 4% Bundle with PM Patches https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KVG2TML/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_470YZPMH9KDYPB7K1G6B?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Preparing the ass. If you need to poop do it before the cleaning process otherwise things will get messy. You'll want to poop if you can. If not that's okay. Just wipe and clean before hand.
Get some hot water going in the shower, and turn it to "warm" not steaming hot but not lukewarm either.
Lubing the ass. You'll want to apply a great amount of lube on your cheeks and between them as well, right on the crack.
Lube the enima device with warm water, apply body wash and the lotion (lube) as well on the penatrating end.
Slowly insert the device into the anus. It will hurt at first but as you loosen up it gets better. Let it rinse.
The messiest part, you'll be pooping out warm poo in the shower which can dissolve with water and go down the drain. I recommend taking the device. So right before you'll feel like you're gonna shit, remove the enima end, poop out the water/poo mix coming out of your ass. Wash your ass with a wash cloth/body wash. Rinse, and repeat. Do this about 6-8 times (, depending on how much poo you store) until you get the pooping sensation again and it's no longer brown. It's just water.
Drying off. Your ass might be sore or hurt from your first time. Dry your crack with some toilet paper first then a nice soft fluffy towel.
Wax. Take the nair wax pads once you finished drying, apply them between the cheeks, on the inside of your cheeks, and on the crack as well. Leave them on for about 30 seconds to a minute and remove. This will remove the hair which can have tiny poop bacteria stuck to them. Then use the wax pad wipes to remove the stickiness
Shaving. I recommend using thick butter shaving cream. Apply on the hot ass (pun attended) with an electric razor and shave off the tiny hairs you may have missed with the waxing. Then repeat with a nice razer.
Penoxyl. Apply some wet water to the areas and lightly apply the Penoxyl Peroxide to help it shine and stay fresh then pat dry.
Guy here! I also clean my ass frequently. Here is my go to guide:
You'll need the following items.
An enima device such as: Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_DN4B2ZPZWHJKS7M0EPS3
You'll need lube (I use lotion, any sort usually works)
Waxing strips (I use nair)
Body wash (get two or 3 bottles)
Optional Penoxyl Peroxide:
Panoxyl Acne Wash 4% Bundle with PM Patches https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KVG2TML/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_470YZPMH9KDYPB7K1G6B?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Preparing the ass. If you need to poop do it before the cleaning process otherwise things will get messy. You'll want to poop if you can. If not that's okay. Just wipe and clean before hand.
Get some hot water going in the shower, and turn it to "warm" not steaming hot but not lukewarm either.
Lubing the ass. You'll want to apply a great amount of lube on your cheeks and between them as well, right on the crack.
Lube the enima device with warm water, apply body wash and the lotion (lube) as well on the penatrating end.
Slowly insert the device into the anus. It will hurt at first but as you loosen up it gets better. Let it rinse.
The messiest part, you'll be pooping out warm poo in the shower which can dissolve with water and go down the drain. I recommend taking the device. So right before you'll feel like you're gonna shit, remove the enima end, poop out the water/poo mix coming out of your ass. Wash your ass with a wash cloth/body wash. Rinse, and repeat. Do this about 6-8 times (, depending on how much poo you store) until you get the pooping sensation again and it's no longer brown. It's just water.
Drying off. Your ass might be sore or hurt from your first time. Dry your crack with some toilet paper first then a nice soft fluffy towel.
Wax. Take the nair wax pads once you finished drying, apply them between the cheeks, on the inside of your cheeks, and on the crack as well. Leave them on for about 30 seconds to a minute and remove. This will remove the hair which can have tiny poop bacteria stuck to them. Then use the wax pad wipes to remove the stickiness
Penoxyl. Apply some wet water to the areas and lightly apply the Penoxyl Peroxide to help it shine and stay fresh then pat dry.
Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_1fmdGbZ4BESTZ
Cleanstream Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FCN7Y2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabc_dtSYFbDY2C2PN
Is part of the joke he is singing into an enema showehead or am I just too dense getting the word joke.
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FAQ about it,
This actually is a thing
If it screws into a water hose it very likely might have been inside someone
The enema shower system wtf, sorry to be judgmental - but you people make me sick.