I feel like I should be paying you at this point :). Hopefully someone else on reddit will also benefit from this thread. I completely forgot that I had one of those door gym bars in the closet:
Not sure if there are any creative ways to incorporate this into the routine. I was just thinking about tagging on a 5-5x for chin-ups and pull-ups onto my Saturday.
Sounds like one would work on your super wide doors. I had the same issue at my old apartment and this is what I got - solved all my problems.
I got the creative fitness pull up bar: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00029A7C0/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0002ZDINO&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0VF8MVQ3KJNA63M83FQY
And then I got the extensions: http://www.amazon.com/Creative-Fitness-Door-Extension-Bars/dp/B0002ZDINO
If you have a door that is wider than what that can provide you, then it must be a garage door