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40 lbs lunging at you faster than a human can run? Yeah that'l feel like a fucking freight train, not 40 lbs. Especially when it isn't 40 lbs of dead mass, but rather 40 lbs of muscles contorting, creating forces on your body you wouldn't normally feel as static objects we carry don't move on their own.
tldr; 1 of these https://www.amazon.com/D-Y-TOY-Weazel-Ball-Weasel/dp/B000PKFJKG but 40 lbs with claws, teeth, and intent to kill definitely can be misjudged in a number of physical measurements by the victim.
It's hard to explain. You know those gag toys, a weasel ball?
https://www.amazon.com/D-Y-TOY-Weazel-Ball-Weasel/dp/B000PKFJKG
That's what I mean, minus the tail. Now add a cheap plastic construction that looks sort of like a wide brimmed hat that is open at the top. Put the "hat" on the ground so the "brim" lies flat - previously you attached some cheap-ass dusting cloth to the bottom using velcro or something. Turn the weasel ball on, and place it in the middle of the "hat". Watch it go about its jittery, not very effective cleaning duty.
Sadly, I can't find a picture any longer. They seem to have been replaced by these roomba looking ones.
Edit: looking around a bit, cleaning by use of a "motorised ball"/weasel ball has evolved into basically putting the ball into a colourful microfiber cozy. At least it doesn't look as cheap as that weird construction. You can always claim it is a dog toy.
I got it at PetSmart and can't find the same toy on their website or amazon but it's the same concept as this although mine just has a tail thing that extends from the rest of the fabric. The weasel in that product looks like it's attached by a string and doesn't seem like it would last very long!
I found this one on Amazon
Funny! Someone sent my ferrets a Weasel Ball, and they had great fun with it, but it had to be supervised only because I had a shredder in the gang of seven.
Hahaha I’m guessing one of these
D.Y. TOY Weazel Ball - The Weasel Rolls with Ball https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B000PKFJKG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_8SWJ5SPYBJJ5TVXW0HMM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
I think I found the toy!! Definitely ordering one, you can never have too many proofing tools in your toolbox!
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