Trump doesn't like libel and slander? Oh no! It would be a shame if there was a book called Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On that everyone could buy!
Domald Tromp, I'm surprised you haven't heard of him, many books have been written about him.
Edit: Like this book
> Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On
closest thing i could find
But why is it a problem only with games?
Amazon allows anyone to self-publish their inane ramblings and make a couple bucks. Why shouldn't the gaming equivalent of "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On" be allowed to exist?
fuckin Chuck Tingle is live!
EDIT: the author of such bestsellers as "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On"
2.99 on Amazon. Can't make this shit up.
Somewhere Chuck Tingle is wealthy and laughing.
Why "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On" by Chuck Tingle (Amazon), is the "Madame Bovary" of my generation.
Damn, I was hoping for a new Chuck Tingle. Like the eminent classic <em>Domald Tromp Pounded in the Butt by the Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed on His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With the Videos of His Butt Being Peed On</em>
u/drawinkstuff has brought Hidester burner email service to my attention as an option for people to fill out this survey. I've set my zip code as 08081 (Dicktown NJ) and name as Chuck Tingle, legendary Amazon gay erotica writer who amazingly parodied Trump himself.
Lots of people know much more about T-Rex sexual anatomy than we want. There's a whole series.
Not gonna lie the plot sounds solid, maybe you could try putting on the amazon store as an ebook, after all there is this gem there
Over on r/BlueMidterm2018 u/drawinkstuff suggested using Hidester burner email as an option for people to fill out this survey. You input zero info, and get a free burner email for 24 hrs.
To fill out the survey I've set my zip code as 08081 (Dicktown NJ) and name as Chuck Tingle, legendary Amazon gay erotica writer who wrote this masterpiece.
Ahem. Amazon link. Maybe NSFW.
Oh, butt he has.
>hello my name is dr chuck tingle i am from billings montana and my new tingler is called Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MS6FO50/
I love this man
Mostly with other world leaders. But then there's also stuff like: https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50
For less messy amazon links you can extract the part after "/dp/" in
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50/ref=cm_sw_em_r_awdo_v_das_am6Dyb8KCHTWB_tt), [megalodon.jp](http://megalodon.jp/2017-0113-0042-56/https://www.amazon.com:443/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50/ref=cm_sw_em_r_awdo_v_das_am6Dyb8KCHTWB_tt
and make it:
Or via smile link:
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01MS6FO50
BEEP BOP
Plz send any recommendations via PM
This man is my hero.
I think what a lot of first time readers don't realize about Chuck Tingle is that he's possibly one of the best surrealist shitpost artists of his time, like the Neil Cicierega of smutty amazon books, or something along those lines. I mean, hear me out; he's directly targeting the niche market of bland, cookie cutter vampire-werewolf erotica that gets sold to soccer moms frustrated with their husbands - while also being both 0% and 100% serious about it at any given time.
Seriously, look at the guy's twitter, he has this whole roleplay scenario going on with a kind of shitpost-story-arc-of-the-week theme and people actively egg him on in his oddly specific injokes. This seems too oddly specific to be just the work of an AI bot.
Also, I mean... come on. He's written satirical social commentaries about Trump, Brexit and even those starbucks holiday cups (yes, all the links mentioned are nsfw). You gotta give him at least some credit for that.
He's selling his political/dinosaur erotica books on amazon. His name is Chuck Tingle
But what about as a Gay T-Rex?
>To mirror Amazon again, imagine if 30% of all the new releases ended up just being pictures of dickbutt on delivery. You'd be furious. Amazon would probably get sued.
Here's a lovely little book you can purchase on Amazon.
They have almost no quality control and their marketplace is flooded with these tons of these low effort, throwaway books everyday. If you want to stand out, you have to promote yourself.