What is Reddit's opinion of Grizzly Gear Emergency Food Rations- 3600 Calorie Bar (Vanilla Poundcake) - 3 Day, 72 Hour Ready to Eat Supply for Disaster, Hurricane, Flood Preparedness - Non Thirst Provoking - 5 Year Shelf Life?

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Im in Texas had this in my trunk for 3 years.>>>

Emergency Food Rations - 3600 Calorie Bar - 3 Day Supply - Less Sugar and More Nutrients Than Other Leading Brands - (5 Year Shelf Life)-9 bars https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NGYGCH2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_QSQWM5Z86SEZ0EA3QGDC?psc=1

Decided to open it and was still eatable. They’re not good lol. They hold 3600 calories. Youll stay alive for a few days rationing this out. And it holds up to our Texas heat.

Also spend a few bucks and get this

Emergency Food Rations - 3600 Calorie Bar - 3 Day Supply - Less Sugar and More Nutrients Than Other Leading Brands - (5 Year Shelf Life)-9 bars https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NGYGCH2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_wB9YDb6AZ5HG7

While bland and not the best, it’s a have it and forget it thing. Also an emergency blanket (shiny one) to reflect heat.

Has come in handy in a few situations. Last year On the highway during an ice storm my car randomly died, something about the battery.

Took triple A 3 hours to get to me, fucking A was I hungry as a motherfucker, shivering I presume used a lot of calories. Took a solid 20 minutes in the storm chipping open my trunk for the food and blankets. Once I got situated with the survival blanket and a blanket overtop I was actually too warm.

For food, you might consider survival food bars which are extremely high calorie and dense. You will need water with these, but it will save you from having to carry a bunch of supporting gear to prepare food, and it will do the trick. I have some in my bag.

Link to them on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NGYGCH2?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00

When the shit hits the fan, I will enjoy making fat cunts like this do tricks and grovel for a portion of expired these, only to refuse at the end before they to the cage for gibbeting or get tethered to The Pole for dodgedogs.