Everybody Poops by Justine Avery
https://www.amazon.com/Everybody-Poops-Justine-Avery/dp/194812436X
I think he needs a copy of this book as a housewarming gift https://www.amazon.com/Everybody-Poops-Justine-Avery/dp/194812436X
Also, ew he walks around with an unwashed, unwiped ass?
Everybody poops
>yeah, everybody poops
https://www.amazon.com/Everybody-Poops-Justine-Avery/dp/194812436X/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=everybody+poops&qid=1602723368&sprefix=everybody+p&sr=8-4
Op is not the asshole.