I don’t do that sort of work but found this book helpful in explaining to my kids what civil engineers can do.
You should have sent her a copy of this literary classic
Everyone Poops is such a great book!
OP, THERE'S YOUR NEXT VALENTINES DAY GIFT
You could buy her a copy of the children's book <em>Everybody Poops.</em>
Or you could just save up a big one to rip off when she's around. Preferably not when you're in her office.
If he's going to act like a fucking child, treat him like one.
Buy him a copy of this children's book, "Everyone Poops":
Limited-time deal: Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi by Chronicle Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_dl_Y53C6KYA6GJJDYVV5ME1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
I took a shit and wiped my butt this morning too.
The only difference between me and the homeless guy? I have a home.
Everyone Poops. If you don't want to see it, help them get into housing.
For some reason pooping is harder then peeing So says my grandmother after raising 14 kids
Boys are also harder to train then girls.
Stay consistent,reward as necessary
Get the book-Everybody Poops
It’ll help
ETA-link for Book
You could get her this:
https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-Taro-Gomi/dp/1797202642
Yes, you are stating the Law of Conservation of Energy, first proposed by Émilie du Châtelet in 1722:
> In a closed system (i.e. there is no transfer of matter into or out of the system) energy can neither be created nor destroyed (Bold is mine).
What you can see is that you are misquoting the Law when you omit the part about a closed system. Most famously, human bodies are not a closed system.
I think it’s admirable that you know this one Law, but I encourage you to use your curiosity to keep learning. While physics is great, much of biology and human anatomy cannot be answered with Laws from Physics alone.
A great place to start (if you’re not a troll like you’re coming across) is this article here by Traci Mann. It describes how, yes, people can lose weight following a strict diet. But that their bodies do have a natural tendency towards specific weights.
TL: dr Losing weight is more complex than a single Law. I encourage you to open your mind and maybe check out this podcast Maintenance Phase to learn more about the complexities of diet culture.
Start slow. Buy him this book
Might I suggest you get and read this book?
Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi by Chronicle Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_SZ0E4YA2Q8GZ7VCPDH45
(Seriously. It's a bathroom, not a 5 star hotel)
It’s time you learned the truth.
It's a basic bodily function that needs to happen.
Like I told my toddler everyone poops.
Beginning to think you just can't read, to help, I picked out a selection of easy reads for you to help practice:
I know policing other people's pronouns seems righteous and exciting to you in your youth, but someday you'll grow up and realize 99% of people don't care about your preferences, and no one owes you anything.
Ugh, that's freaking sad.
More people it seems need to read this book as a child:
https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-Taro-Gomi/dp/1797202642
Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi by Chronicle Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_75NGRSG6YJCCCR9C1EQT
This should help. Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi by Chronicle Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_6S9SKFZBN6RHKQ9DMP0P
Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi by Chronicle Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_g_D4D757RPYSEQGM9AFTBF
Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi by Chronicle Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_dl_XD30BX01DVJV2K751TWE
[but you weren’t dropping any truth bombs ](www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_dl_C4T9HDVRAWKW73HV32H4)
Absolutely, I should have cited my resources, my bad: Everyone Poops https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_VZ354X2HK397PPC61RYQ
Lies, the truth is everyone dumps. Source: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1797202642/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_5X760VMJF1RWBNJ1H9PT?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
I’m reminded of this