Hit em with the............
https://www.amazon.com/Fast-Food-Maniac-Supersized-Obsession/dp/0553418033
How dare you talk about Jon Hein that way. Have you not seen his new book, its sold like a hundred copies! total.
I actually stumbled on the book on Amazon a while back but I didn't think anyone would care:
http://www.amazon.com/Fast-Food-Maniac-Supersized-Obsession/dp/0553418033/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1452743611&sr=8-1&keywords=jon+hein