I love my little desktop Festivus kit. It plays recordings of Frank Costanza expounding on the holiday.
Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (Miniature Editions) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0762462361/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_LICgCb0YV1MG0
Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (RP Minis) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0762462361/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_4ZWY850ZKDZBASXN1P3X?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
link to product. The pole has 4 buttons that plays different audio of Frank from the episode. Hell ye