> Once I'd healed tho, I would have sex in their beds.
I'm way more evil. A few drops directly on the mattress about halfway down the bed should do the trick.
Something something ac unit.
https://www.amazon.com/Foggy-Mountain-Pure-Skunk-Essence/dp/B07H8K7QDH/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=skunk+trapper+scent&qid=1643083748&sr=8-4