What is Reddit's opinion of Fresh Fox Urine - Large 32 Oz (1 Qt) Fox Pee Predator Territorial Marking Scent Pure?

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The correct way to handle this problem is to buy yourself a jug of fox piss and spray it around the car. And by "spray" I mean like, put a some drops around the car, one jug of piss will last you years. And by "around the car" I mean OUTSIDE the car, like drip it on the driveway where you park.

Up side: No more squirrels or other critters.

Downside: The area around your car is going to have a serious piss stink for a while.

So, this might sound crazy, but bear with me.

A buddy of mine lives out in bumblefuck, nowhere, and has uses for fox urine. That shit stinks. Its very similar to skunk musk.

Buuuuut.... When its frozen, it doesn't smell at all.

So you get your big gulp cup, fill it with water, and after you park up, you pop as many cubes of frozen fox piss into the cup as needed.

And wouldnt you know it, as you walk past the protesters who have their spot picked out, their prime harassing location , the cup accidentally falls out of your hand. Oh no!

The cubes start to melt in the daytime sun... and you are nowhere near the sanctimonious asshats as your vengeance invades their nostrils.

What you don't do is load that shit into a supersoaker and drive by the fuckers. Dont do that.

No seriously, Dont. I do not advocate for doing that.

And on a completely unrelated topic, here is a link for a 16oz bottle of fox urine.

 

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