A box of dicks. Eat 4 servings of dicks.
Edit: I was right about the servings: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spencer-Fleetwood-Penis-Pasta-200g/dp/B0014BIY9I#immersive-view_1525520480476 second pic has nutrition facts.
Came here to say this! Then don't say anything when you serve dinner and wait for him to notice :-p
https://www.amazon.com/Gas-Works-Penis-Shaped-Pasta/dp/B0014BIY9I
Could be worse, it could have been penis pasta
I gotchu.
penis pasta
penis pasta is totally a thing! maybe you saw it at some point and just don't remember! 💟
https://www.amazon.com/Gas-Works-Penis-Shaped-Pasta/dp/B0014BIY9I
they have penis pasta. whenever i need a mouth full of delish, i mount mine with tomato butter sauce.
https://www.amazon.com/Gas-Works-Penis-Shaped-Pasta/dp/B0014BIY9I
Lucky for you, I ordered a box for a secret santa a few years ago, and I found it in my order history.
Enjoy... 😉