Passive Aggressive Panda, eh? I can work with that.
For that matter, it doesn't need to necessarily be a children's book, that's just a style. Plenty of coffee-table books that are meant as comedy.
Malicious compliance to the rescue! You need to bring a gift that is hilarious, slightly disrespectful, but not enough to get you in trouble.
Maybe this gift
Bring alcohol AND a designated driver. Don’t get too drunk, but definitely drink enough.
Also bring a TV and a PlayStation and steal the other husbands for male cohesion bonding time. Share your booze.
How about a nice bedtime story?
https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
Yes this belongs on my shelf. Right next to "Go the F*ck to Sleep" and "You have to F*cking Eat"
There's a whole book 'Go the f**k to sleep'https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
Its a thing. Its OK to be stressed out and fucking tired. I really wouldn't be that freaked out OP. We've *ALL* been there.
"GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP"
https://www.amazon.ca/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
I'm just going to leave this here...
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https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
Yaaaaaaas! 👏 Good ol' Sam L narrating. 📖 So soothing:
You need to find this book:
https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
Happy Monday!!
Need this book for baby gyoza this book I'm so darn tired.
Anyone planning a trip to go on once we're able to? I want to but can't decide where to go.
Maybe a book before bed helps them fall asleep?
Go the fuck to sleep
https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
As your new mom i comand you
Goodnight Moon was a ripoff of this just by the way. Don't let Big Book trick you.
For the doubtful/lazy: https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
Highly recommend this book.
Just kidding.
I'd probably try The Berenstain Bears Show Some Respect http://www.amazon.com/Berenstain-Bears-Respect-Living-Lights/dp/0310720869
Obviously not for the 17 yr old. A book isn't going to help that one.
I'm reminded of this.
My favorite book http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
Goodnight moon for mommies. Go the F to sleep.
I think you need this: http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
He is reading this book to him, http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X
Could you read Go the f**k to sleep for us?