Unfortunately the actual, non-reddit culinary world does not share you opinion:
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AI58B6C
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G99PB2S
http://www.tomandchee.com/
http://grilledcheesedc.com/
http://www.thegrilledcheesebistro.com/
http://www.ilovegrilledcheese.com/index.php
http://www.grilledcheesewisconsin.com/rules.html
http://www.grilledcheeseacademy.com/contest