What is Reddit's opinion of Hismith Premium Sex Machine with KlicLok System, Intellgent APP Controlled?

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Cash is running low, so I decided to sell. The machine is in working order with KlicLok dildo steralized. Purchased from amazon.

-Shipping from New York. Free shipping for local buyers.
-Total price I paid for everything was $546.24.
-Includes: 3.5" Suction Cup Adapter ($30); Machine with controller ($500).
-Note: The wire insulation was removed at the bottom, but the wires themselves are not damaged. The hismith machine works perfectly.
-Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B083VX56MY/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
-Using PayPal Goods and Services.

I bought this one...I figured why not? It's now or never! I'll be sure to report back. Hoping this can give me some good HFWO and HFDO action! 😁

For a REALLY fun time, maybe I'll combine it with my Venus 2000 milker and I'll turn into a total pile of orgasmic jelly!

Hismith Premium Sex Machine with KlicLok System, Intellgent APP Controlled https://www.amazon.com/dp/B083VX56MY/

Ooof, sorry to hear some are so poor at running a buisiness, disapointing. Thanks for sharing OP, was literaly about to order one this weekend.

ncro_ already summed it up well.

> I will never understand why some Companies who make some actually good stuff in their fields suck at everything other than making it.

If anyone wonders why BD has so many happy and loyal customers a big part imo is the way the way they do buisiness and handle customer questions/issues, polar opposite to the experience OP describes. It's all in the details!

I order this on amazon, here

Small ones exist but they have downsides: they tend to be louder and just not work as well. It's a function of the physics behind what the machines do.

If you have enough privacy to feel comfortable using one, you probably have enough privacy to hide something of medium size. The HiSmith machines on Amazon are very nice and definitely the best value. They're cheap for the quality, powerful and very quiet. You can also have them controlled remotely.

This one is large when it's all set up, but the whole thing breaks down into a small case you can easily hide under your bed or in a closet somewhere:

https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B083VX56MY

A fuck machine is like buying a house. Assuming you know for sure that you like the location and plan to settle in, then it's worthwhile to invest in something just big enough for your needs (even as they may expand a bit down the line) while being solidly built. It should also be easily maintainable, such that you, or a skilled craftsman, can bang it back into shape when inevitably something breaks.

Anything under about 400 USD is probably not terribly great even for a small dildo. If you want a long stroke, engineering demands heavier and larger components. A large motor is required to move that and a big toy. So yeah. It's about really like at the very low $700? something that'll reliably move a toy that weighs a few pounds without immediately bending or burning out the motor.

This one is $500 - I have not seen it IRL but it does get a lot of good buzz from what I've heard -- only for its nice price point of being a solid machine that won't break too quickly. - https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Intellgent-Controlled/dp/B083VX56MY/

Shockspot at like $2000+ is the gold standard LOL. Full-foot stroke at god knows how fast and whole thing probably weighs more than my boyfriend does and could lift a small truck.

https://www.forttroff.com/store/product/fuck-machine-30/ -- I know it's popular and seems to not have any horrible flaws?

Ken's Twisted Mind -- http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/ a whole series of medium-size units $500 - $1000 which looks like it'll do the job and probably hold up, he's got reviews out there but not familiar with it tho.

Up a price point but apparently well received (I first heard of it on Reddit) The Stallion and friends https://orgasmalley.com/product-category/fucking-gear/sex-machines/

And specifically for big heavy toys with full 12" stroke at ~$1200: https://orgasmalley.com/product/kong/ I got my eye on that one. Doubt even my man would ever wear that thing out.

Buying a used unit is not the weirdest thing imaginable, you know. Or even making your own. Fun thing to bond over with a fellow handyman.

https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Intellgent-Controlled/dp/B083VX56MY/ref=zg\_bs\_1243836011\_sccl\_27/147-2413055-5085300?psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Intellgent-Controlled/dp/B083VX56MY?ref_=ast_sto_dp

This is legit. Also, considering ordering from their main website. Their are some slight differences in attachments that are only available there.

https://www.hismith.co.uk/

I have the hismith and its awesome. No VR, but it has a phone app with programs that control thrust speed and a community that contributes new programs to try. You can even turn over control to a remote person to control your fuck machine but I haven't tried it yet. At full speed it will literally pound you into oblivion.

https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B083VX56MY/ref=sr_1_1?gclid=CjwKCAjw46CVBhB1EiwAgy6M4r0jmVStmWaHJ2Tgsom3pOoTQXBOtb8htFZPjSRjnBKG14jdacKmTBoCudgQAvD_BwE&hvadid=580753654682&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9009597&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=572447515387071281&hvtargid=kwd-36713857859&hydadcr=29965_14562956&keywords=hismith&qid=1655240427&s=hpc&sr=1-1&th=1w

I have the hismith and it is absolutely wonderful, but I have this one: https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B083VX56MY/ref=sr_1_1?gclid=CjwKCAjw46CVBhB1EiwAgy6M4r0jmVStmWaHJ2Tgsom3pOoTQXBOtb8htFZPjSRjnBKG14jdacKmTBoCudgQAvD_BwE&hvadid=580753654682&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9009597&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=572447515387071281&hvtargid=kwd-36713857859&hydadcr=29965_14562956&keywords=hismith&qid=1655240427&s=hpc&sr=1-1&th=1

Its a lot of money, but the phone app + its durability and relentless hole pounding makes it worth it. Not sure if you could hide this one though, its case that it comes with is like the size of a full sized tent lol.

For amazon, everything is boxed discreetly, so locker should be fine, though I've never used it. If you buy off of Amazon, make sure its from the official Hismith Store just to avoid getting some knock off.

Amazon sells semi-auto pistol break-in machines

Kinda expensive tho

Hismith Premium Sex Machine: https://www.hismith.com/en/hismith-brands/356-hismith-premium-sex-machine-app-control-with-wireless-remote.html

or their amazon page:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B083VX56MY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Reviews:

-https://sexualalpha.com/hismith-review/

-https://missrubyreviews.com/hismith-hs06-app-sex-machine-review/

-https://phallophilereviews.com/review-hismith-premium-sex-machine-review-long-distance-remote-control/

-https://sluttygirlproblems.com/review/hismith-app-controlled-sex-machine-review/

-https://doctorclimax.com/hismith-premium-sex-machine-review/

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Here's the one we got:

https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B083VX56MY/

And here's a video review that I looked at while I was doing my research. (You can hear how quiet it is, especially at lower speeds.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOpbr3p_DY&t=211s