What is Reddit's opinion of HOME-X American Flag-Themed Toilet Paper, 3 Ply bathroom Tissue Roll, Novelty White Elephant Gift?

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So, is this american flag toilet paper I found on amazon illegal?

Printing the flag on anything other than a flag is itself desecration.

Seriously, people wipe their balls with towels. If you wiped your balls with the flag, people would get upset. What idiot thought it was a good idea to make a US-flag towel? Might as well make flag-print toilet paper.

Oh, wait...

I'll fly it in front of my house and fly it in-between my cheeks good sir.

https://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Themed-bathroom-Novelty-Elephant/dp/B087RP5QLX/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=american+flag+toilet+paper&qid=1618529867&sr=8-3

No. You're welcome to burn it or use it as toilet paper, too.

Spoke too soon.

As opposed to the normal things you do with a towel, like put it on the ground at a beach or dry your junk with it? Send him some of this.

Gonna get a bunch at once then

https://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Themed-bathroom-Novelty-Elephant/dp/B087RP5QLX

https://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Themed-bathroom-Novelty-Elephant/dp/B087RP5QLX

Not me. I will be celebrating in style with this!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087RP5QLX?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

Already bought it and left a nice review. o7

I just paid 7 dollars to make sure that the bathroom has a nice festive toilet paper for such an important day:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087RP5QLX?psc=1&smid=A1911IJT1V2IDW&ref_=chk_typ_imgToDp

I honestly would love to use it some other way though. Especially living in a conservative town in a blue state.

We will sell you the toilet paper.

Better not tell them about the US flag themed toilet paper then.

https://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Themed-bathroom-Novelty-Elephant/dp/B087RP5QLX

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Stop thinking about things right now. Look what you did.

Oh, I'm almost out of toilet paper. Thanks for reminding me: https://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Themed-bathroom-Novelty-Elephant/dp/B087RP5QLX

If you can do something like this, I'm sure a flag with 39 stars is fine.

https://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Themed-bathroom-Novelty-Elephant/dp/B087RP5QLX 😆

American Flag toilet paper

Buy him this American Flag Toilet Paper for Father's Day.

Meanwhile in America...

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