Not spicy enough, we gotta add the Horny Ghost Of Osama Bin Laden to the mix, and for reference. https://www.amazon.com/Horny-Ghost-Osama-Bin-Laden/dp/1490372091
You can read the book for Osama's horny ghost characteristics on Amazon :)
Not written by Saddam, but if you want a laugh: https://www.amazon.com/Horny-Ghost-Osama-Bin-Laden/dp/1490372091
I totally want to see Nicholas Cage Star in the movie adaption of this. http://www.amazon.com/Horny-Ghost-Osama-Bin-Laden/dp/1490372091
You talk about what could have been? This. This could have been.