{"product":{"product_id":"B0047E0EII","title":"Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer,193925","price":"5.45","image_url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41vO7CFRsHL._SL500_.jpg","url":"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII"},"comments":[{"body":"Amazon reviews oftentimes aren't actually helpful, and people may just use \"helpful\" as an upvote button (i.e. when they find it funny). \r\n\r\nI mean, [the top review for this banana slicer](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/#customerReviews) currently shows that 58,215 people found it helpful. Yes, nearly *sixty-thousand* for a banana slicer. ","subreddit_name":"MechanicalKeyboards","author":"semiquantifiable"},{"body":"The reviews, questions and answers posted to this product are by far the funniest and most outrageous of any I’ve come across on Amazon.\r\n\r\n[Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_V-beCbHQZSS1Q) \r\n\r\nMy favorite:\r\n\r\n“Great addition to any junk drawer!\r\n\r\nI knew my kitchen junk drawer was missing something. It has the usual obscure utensils-ice pick, meat hook, those little corn cob sticker things-but it opened so freely. I knew this was unacceptable for any kitchen junk drawer. I needed that one big thing that would barely fit in and would snag the counter every time I opened it. The Hutzler 571 was perfect! Now my drawer snags like every other junk drawer I've ever had and I have to push the Hutzler 571 down with my hand to get it open. Plus when I need 16 pieces of a banana it does the trick. Nothing worse than 9 small slices and 7 big ones on your cereal. Thanks Hutzler 571!”","subreddit_name":"FulfillmentByAmazon","author":"pittzgreen"},{"body":"[This](https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=asc_df_B0047E0EII?tag=bingshoppinga-20\u0026amp;linkCode=df0\u0026amp;hvadid=80607997944580\u0026amp;hvnetw=o\u0026amp;hvqmt=e\u0026amp;hvbmt=be\u0026amp;hvdev=m\u0026amp;hvlocint=\u0026amp;hvlocphy=\u0026amp;hvtargid=pla-4584207577042476\u0026amp;psc=1) one is one of my favorites","subreddit_name":"AwardBonanza","author":"UncleSquach"},{"body":"Stop the contest. Now. I found it - and u/princess32 I'm sorry but u/Lucy_Leigh225 is going to win this war. No, she has won it. With this.   \r\nThis item is in such high demand, there are only 3 left! The reviews speak for themselves, seriously, check them out.  \r\nI present to you the [Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer](https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1\u0026amp;keywords=banana%2Bslicer\u0026amp;qid=1609980687\u0026amp;sr=8-2\u0026amp;th=1) \\- a steal at less than 9 dollars!   \r\nHighlights from the actual Amazon reviews:   \r\n\" **WOW!!!! Get this if you've ever been frustrated by the chore of slicing bananas!** \"  \r\n\" **Despite only doing left handed bananas it's a terrific piece of kit** \"  \r\n\"  **This will end all your trepidations concerning the slicing of all bananas.** \"  \r\n\" **Why is this a thing ...** \"\r\n\r\nTrust me\\* you won't regret it.  \r\n\r\n\r\n\\*you might","subreddit_name":"Random_Acts_Of_Amazon","author":"starboard-to-port"},{"body":"This [banana slicer](https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII)! Even if I were trying to get kids involved in cooking, I’d be comfortable handing them a butter knife to do it. Or teaching them to break it in pieces with their fingers!","subreddit_name":"Cooking","author":"LallybrochSassenach"},{"body":"Let's see... we got:\r\n\r\n* A cheese board made out of a polished field stone collected from a Massachusetts farm (pretty cool)\r\n\r\n* A really nice wooden salad bowl with tongs, plus homemade canned pickles from our friend's farm (pretty great)\r\n\r\n* A long pun-filled poem about relationships along with a big basket of common household items that matched the pun poem (hilarious and heartfelt, though we didn't keep all the stuff)\r\n\r\n* The [infamous Amazon banana slicer](https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_3?s=kitchen\u0026amp;ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1508448865\u0026amp;sr=1-3\u0026amp;keywords=banana+slicer) (I don't know *what* I'd do without it)\r\n\r\n* A lawn ornament of godzilla eating a bunch of garden gnomes (AWESOME)\r\n\r\n* A fancy garlic press (loved it! Until I broke it last week...)\r\n\r\n* A beautiful, intricate, hand-made embroidery \"painting\" of a moon lit beach (not really our style but it is very pretty, so we hung it in our house)\r\n\r\n* A not-intricate, non-beautiful, terrifying cat embroidery as an inside-joke from 2 friends (100% our style and also hanging in our house).\r\n\r\n* A fondue pot. Because of course. (we sold it)","subreddit_name":"weddingplanning","author":"marmosetohmarmoset"},{"body":"I could totally take a bear if I was armed with my trusty Hutzler 571.\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr\\_1\\_6?crid=1O5TJ7VYPAYHI\u0026amp;keywords=banana+slicer\u0026amp;qid=1668813074\u0026amp;sprefix=banana+slice%2Caps%2C142\u0026amp;sr=8-6\r\n\r\n(you gotta read the reviews)","subreddit_name":"unpopularopinion","author":"GamemasterJeff"},{"body":"Those are a.persom favorite of mine. Have you gotten to enjoy the reviews for a banana slicer on Amazon? \r\n\r\n[banana slicer reviews ](https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?adgrpid=134786740513\u0026amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwjbyYBhCdARIsAArC6LI-0nbXS72gy8JJoW9tbtr00GXUkVTAZoLXlr5cGHeK9EBfhg6Rp4AaAmf-EALw_wcB\u0026amp;hvadid=617131162013\u0026amp;hvdev=m\u0026amp;hvlocphy=9032372\u0026amp;hvnetw=g\u0026amp;hvqmt=b\u0026amp;hvrand=92197996594150546\u0026amp;hvtargid=kwd-299296004293\u0026amp;hydadcr=13540_13465914\u0026amp;keywords=hutzler+571+banana+slicer\u0026amp;qid=1661981211\u0026amp;s=home-garden\u0026amp;sr=1-3#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div)","subreddit_name":"DuggarsSnark","author":"Cosmov"},{"body":"Go to Amazon, look up Banana slicer, and read the comments and reviews.\r\n\r\nTHOUSANDS of them - reading them is literally its own hobby.\r\n\r\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1DYCV7FR5XDHP\u0026amp;dchild=1\u0026amp;keywords=banana%2Bslicer\u0026amp;qid=1626442510\u0026amp;sprefix=Banana%2Bs%2Caps%2C167\u0026amp;sr=8-1\u0026amp;th=1","subreddit_name":"CasualConversation","author":"Mcfierce11"},{"body":"\u0026gt; This is not a feature. It's an improvement to the diplomatic AI. I could just as easily have implemented this \"behind the scenes\" without any visibility to the player.\r\n\r\nYou can call it whatever or hide it however. **It's still an extra meter mechanic being added**. And not practically better than just having \"JointWarDoNothing\" as a regular Diplomatic Incident.\r\n\r\nA [**banana slicer kitchen gadget**](https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII) **can't be duplicated exactly by a knife and is thus an improvement**. Should it be added to the kitchen drawer?\r\n\r\n\u0026gt; You can't have much of a diplomatic system if every interaction ultimately boils down to the value of a single relations number.\r\n\r\n**There isn't a need for complex diplomatic systems in RotP/MoO1, so a single relations number works**.\r\n\r\nThere isn't Empire/Colony Population Morale, there aren't Galactic Crises, there aren't Unique Resources to trade/exploit, there's no Government/Religion/Culture/Marriage/Vassalage/etc. to bind Empires, there's no Social Points system to trade in for benefits, and the AI doesn't meta-game with Victory types/conditions.\r\n\r\n**The scales are just between War and Not-War**. With the diplomatic system having singular links to other game mechanics (Trade:Economy:Good, Espionage:Technology:Bad, Gifts:Econ-Tech:Good, Fight:ConquestVictory:Bad, Vote:DiploVictory:Depends).","subreddit_name":"rotp","author":"modnar_hajile"},{"body":"Bart the banana had a very bad day because he fell victim to this. https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_IlFnFbAYJ1VQ1\r\n\r\nHe thought he was a champ but all the reviews made him feel even worse.\r\n\r\nThanks for the contest. I hope you feel better.","subreddit_name":"Random_Acts_Of_Amazon","author":"shawnstevens2003"},{"body":"You probably don't think this is funny either (customer questions, answers, and reviews): http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_SzIFwb1ZXMH4N\r\r\n\r\r\nBut yeah, I agree with you. Anything that involves cats, British humor, and Woody Allen are just not funny to me...no matter what anyone else tries to convince me of. ","subreddit_name":"DoesAnybodyElse","author":"sevenfooter1"},{"body":"Tons of funny reviews here:\r\n\r\nHutzler 571 Banana Slicer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/\r\n\r\nAngle is wrong\r\n\r\nBy Jim Anderson - August 1, 2012\r\n\r\nI tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slicer is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.","subreddit_name":"amazon","author":"lborloz"},{"body":"You should tell your relatives about [this banana slicer](http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/?ref=pd_sim_k_2\u0026amp;tag=gizmodoamzn-20\u0026amp;ascsubtag=ae1d9e5a10744f79c4e1233fbb988ce2c36ba505\u0026amp;rawdata=%5Br%7Chttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F%5Bt%7Clink%5Bp%7C5988717%5Ba%7CB0047E0EII%5Bau%7C5726820009935495877). I bet they'd dig it. ","subreddit_name":"mildlyinteresting","author":"YouShouIdSeeADoctor"},{"body":"This one looks a lot scarier.  And the reviews are... spectacular.  \r\n\r\nhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0047E0EII/ref=s9_simh_gw_p79_d0_i2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER\u0026amp;pf_rd_s=center-2\u0026amp;pf_rd_r=1K2JTJ4P4AQPBG43N7G2\u0026amp;pf_rd_t=101\u0026amp;pf_rd_p=1389517282\u0026amp;pf_rd_i=507846","subreddit_name":"funny","author":"[deleted]"}]}