I bought a Duke replica controller that has a tiny screen in the guide button that plays the startup animation each time you hit it. I often hit it for no reason other than to watch the animation. Looks like there's a 20th Anniversary Edition now.
The Duke can fix that. https://www.amazon.com/Hyperkin-Controller-Windows-Anniversary-Limited-x/dp/B09FYJF6XY
Not from Microsoft, but this might sate you. The Hyperkin Duke
We already got perfection in the form of a Series X/S controller variant /hj
(btw in NZ retail, that's 200 bucks right there...)