What do you mean "lifestyle changes?" You can just buy a new one off Amazon for $8.30. No lifestyle changes required.
They fired an assistant principal in elementary school for reading a book called "I need a New Butt" in class. I don't know. Looks harmless to me. 🤷♂️
If you'd like to see the terribly offensive butt joke book -https://www.amazon.com/dp/0486787990/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_Y0MMNAVE55VCK1AFCG7W
Check out the pictures, esp the one with the painter using his brush on the kid's butt. It's sick and twisted.
https://www.amazon.com/Need-New-Butt-Dawn-McMillan/dp/0486787990/
I have just the book for you! https://www.amazon.com/Need-New-Butt-Dawn-McMillan/dp/0486787990
I saw this one at Target last week I Need a New Butt.