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This is where the "as seen on TV store" is actually useful
Alternatively, the weirdest fucking gifts you can find on amazon, like a barrel of lube
There aren't enough dildos in these photos. I mean, the cops are dildos. But instead of throwing water bottles, why not dildos? The ground in front of the Justice building should be littered with rubber dongs. The feds would have to come out and pick them all up. GREAT photo op.
Edit: Also, throw balloons full of waterproof lube. Make the assholes slip and slide around in a mess of lube and dongs.
Double edit: If people are interested in this idea, alibaba will sell bulk dongs for $3.70 a piece on orders of 1024 or more. If 1000 people pitched $10, that would be a lot of dongs.
Here is a 55 gallon drum of lube
Might need this...
Of course it does Thank you Amazon.
>this from Amazon (which is more expensive than I had assumed it would be!)
Oh wow free shipping
Wait, there are multiple brands of lube available in 55-gallon drums from Amazon?! Someone else posted this link.
Well it's not the weight or size that is the issue for Amazon not selling barrels of oil.
Don't forget a 55 gallon drum of diesel and a similar sized gallon drum of lubricant
The same one buying this and the review is too funny.
Only one left! Better hurry!
Need more lube. Here, this will help: https://www.amazon.com/Ideal-31-2143-Drum-ClearGlide-Lubricant/dp/B00OMY2PT4
Shipping's a killer though
Looks like we'll be needing <em>this</em>
Get probed in style.
55 gallon drum sold on amazon. ps, check the reviews.
Care package should arrive soon.
here you go
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Why buy Passion for 1300 when you can get ClearGlide for 600?
Ideal 31-2143 55 gal Drum of ClearGlide Lubricant [link]
For the value-conscious shopper: [link]
[link] with this you can just put your whole bike inside
Get on my level.