I STRONGLY advise against this course of action but it's funny to think about.
In seriousness are you afraid of a physical confrontation? If so may I suggest you contact the police? Possibly an attorney even if it's pro bono and see about getting a restraining order or a peace bond put on the parties that are attacking you?
Most people when all the truth comes out are going to treat these two as the pariahs they deserve to be. That doesn't mean don't protect yourself now or in the future but you deserve to be able to live your life without fear of retribution.
Good luck.
I found this one on Amazon.
It might be what you want. Idk